The prophecy written below is a prophecy prophesied by…. prophets.
It tells of the day that mankind will reach its downfall.
That day is know as: Hormonal Convergence
There will come a day when all the rivers of the world will run red with blood…
On Hormonal Convergence, the day when the stars will align and a new moon will fill the sky, every woman in the world will have their period… At the same time!
Oh! The femininity!
Once the cramps set it, mankind will be doomed.
All the men in the world will die in the face of the girls’ bitching and whining;
for Hell hath no fury like a woman on her period.
Some men will try to fight against the fury of womankind.
Wars will be waged; battles fought.
Some men resort to suicide rather than face the horror of “that time of the month.”
For 4 days this will continue, and in the end, every man on Earth will have met his demise.
Without men to reproduce with, women will eventually die out… or maybe just revert back into fish or some shit.
Either way, humanity will reach its downfall in one fell, bloody, disgusting swoop.
Note: Everything written below is for comedic purposes and if you are offended by it than you're an asshole.
My school is starting a "Women's Coalition Group" that I will not be a part of.
I quickly realized two things. Firstly, coalition and group mean almost the exact same thing, so... why?
Secondly, that "women's coalition group" is just another name for Feminist Club.
I am not against feminism, but I do find it very funny. Most people I know that are feminists claim that they hate men. They also think that men need to sympathize with them in order for them to be treated fair.
I'm not sure how these people think humans work, but hatred towards a group is not usually good incentive for that group to show compassion.
Just sayin.
Also (and I hate to generalize, I really do), feminists think that they oppressed and stereotyped more than most other groups.
Which is hilarious.
I should mention that I LOVE stereotypes. Most people respond to that statement with words like racist, sexist, bitch....... etc.
My response is that I don't create the stereotypes, I just think it's funny that they exist.
After I found out about Feminist Club, I tried to think of as many way to piss of the group if I went to one of their meetings.
Here's what I came up with:
I could walk in, look at all the girls, and say "Why aren't you guys in the kitchen?" Then I would leave.
I could constantly ask the girls to do mundane tasks for me.
I could laugh whenever someone said the word oppressed.
I could ask how many girls in the room are lesbians. After they all raise their hands.... orgy.
Obviously I laughed my ass off about these, cuz people in bad situations are really fuckin funny.
Welp, here's picture of the funniest shit I've seen all day: