Proceed With Candy

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[realniceusernamebro-deactivated]

[irkimatsu]

When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[kaepop-oppa]

Damn.

[mmusclechan]

KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.

[hamburgerboogie-deactivated2016]

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[petamia-blog]

HAHAHAH

[catgifcentral]

…and she’s gone 

[woodelf68]

Another victim of the Void.

[snitchwillow]

I love her facial expression right before she slips through lol. she just pauses and is like “welp, here I go, goodbye world”

[link6echo-deactivated20181215]

I woke my bf up by cackling for WAY too long over this

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

[clippy]

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

[eclecticpandas]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

[frostingpeetaswounds]

🐸☕️🐸☕️🐸☕️🐸☕️

[sixpenceee]

In case you were wondering, here’s what a baby camel looks like (Source)

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[gothicprep]

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

[heytinafey]

[acoolsuggestion]

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

[yourheadinaplasticbag-blog]

[tommyverscetti-deactivated20141]

how he do dat 

[animepajamaparty]

[justzodiacsandstuff]

Cancer and Pisces At the Store.