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Hello, hello!! Madeline (she/her 25) here with the things that fascinate and amuse me. Feel free to ask me anything, and have a lovely day!!

[sandmandaddy69]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[0v9]

Heartwarming! The world's ugliest fucking fish ever has been fed a snack

[hormse]

that fish is HIS FRIEND!!

Japanese Diver Has Been Friends With a Massive Fish for 30 YEARS

A Japanese diver has been friends with a fish for 30 years, proving that no sea is too deep to find a companion for life. After being entrus

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After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.

Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.

Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.

...At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.

For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.

“I have an amazing sense of accomplishment in my heart,” he said.

[selfmaderibcageman]

[mirror-is-distured-deactivated2]

IM CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE

[mclennonyaoi]

i have felt weird and terrible all day. what is happening

[mclennonyaoi]

someone take me out back and shoot me like a sick horse

[mclennonyaoi]

alright well fuck you too. i’m going to escape my pasture at night while you’re asleep and break all my fragile horse bones

[qvackjack]

you arent in a pasture at night you are locked in a stall in a barn with a blanket on. bitch.

[mclennonyaoi]

ok well the blankets not so bad. i like the blanket. and the straw and the oats. dickhead.

[qvackjack]

do u want a sugar cube. do u want to chill and eat some sugar cubes together

[mclennonyaoi]

this is fucking great things are all looking up for me. a sweet little treat

[theobot]

me, seeing a preacher man in literally any media: oh he's going to be a piece of shit asshole

me, 10 minutes later: as always i was right

[bellasredchevy]

she’s everything,,

he’s just ken

[cal-kestis]

din djarin: if droids have a million haters, then i am one of them. if droids have ten haters, then i am one of them. if droids have only one hater, then that is me. if droids have no haters, then that means i am no longer alive. if the galaxy is against droids, then i am the galaxy.

[prettybard]

top three moments that absolutely fucking ended me

[insomniac-arrest]

The beef between night owls and early birds is so silly. We complete each other. Evolutionary-speaking, wouldn’t it be useful to have people naturally alert at dawn to watch for saber tooth tigers and people alert at midnight watching for like, wolves?? Keeping us safe with internal clocks set to random.

All times of the day are beautiful.

[insomniac-arrest]

🥺 that's actually very sweet.

[eastafricanbelle-deactivated201]

“Stay hydrated, stay exfoliated, stay fit etc etc” girl, I can’t even stay awake

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

sorta like this

[littlemisssyreid]

I had to do it

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[animentality]

The deep lore.

[enchantedbook]

Art by Ferdinando Noulian (1891 - 1984)

[pointnclick]

I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good

[pointnclick]

Just leave me alone

[hyrules-warrior]

Okay but Joel was never awake during any of the time he was injured after falling off the horse in the game

Joel telling her to go and trying to keep his pained noises in check since he is AWAKE during her stitching him up is SOOO much better then the game

[barlowstreet]

The shove got me so bad. He’s never been rough with her.

The most he’s ever done is pull on the hood of her sweatshirt to make her move (and do you know how often parents steer kids that way? It’s not even zipped, there’s no way for it to hurt her.) The only time, really, is when he grabs her and hauls her out of the State House when Tess tells him to go.

When she lashes out and shoves him, he doesn’t react at all. He just takes it. There’s absolutely no thought in his head, even once, of being physical with her.

But he pushes her away, physically, because he’s so scared of losing her that he’s willing to bleed to death in a basement to save her. He wants her to hate him enough to leave, wants her to be angry enough to leave him. He shakes her to try and get her to take this seriously and then pushes her away and she is pissed, alright.

She’s so pissed that she would save his life out of SPITE now because, seriously, how fucking dare he think she would leave him.

[whitetyger123]

I like imagining the policy changes to Nasa after Mark Watney's extended stay on Mars. Used to have 4 independent communication methods? Make it 8. Send enough food for 3 years now. Send so much duct tape. The rover needs to be able to recover from being rolled. The air locks between the rover, HAB and pop tents should all be interchangeable.

Also potatoes. I fully believe that every manned mission after The Martian will include potatoes, for sentimental reasons. I am equally sure that Mark absolutely hates that fact.

[kactusnz]

#you say 'sentimental reasons' but also they're a GOOD crop#a phenomenal crop even#potatoes are hardy as hell they're a really good bet here!#the martian#man I should actually read that book#whenever my ability to read books returns from the war

tags reinforced my bias towards potatoes

potatoes my beloved

the potatoes would have been the only thing keeping me sane

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time I check my cringe fail potato crop (I'm a bad gardener) I think "I would not have survived on Mars"

[pedro-pedrito-pascalito]

✨him✨