Prodigious Mike

Can't spell Funny and cool stuff Miiiiiiiikeeee what are you doing?

[willow]

LOOK WHAT THE FUCK MY SIBLINGS DID

[ashkenazis-deactivated20161127]

22,798,994 minutes put into hours is 379983 hours

put that into days and it’s 263 days

your ipod is going to be disabled until january 15th 2015 

i’m so sorry 

[canariawing]

guess what today is

[cartoonpolitics]

New York cops, miffed by accusations of brutality and over-reaction and in a direct challenge to the peoples elected representative, Mayor Bill de Blasio, are staging a ‘work slowdown’. Arrests have fallen dramatically by at least 66% and police say they’re now making arrests “only when they have to” (which is what they should always be doing anyway). They’ve temporarily stopped using arrests as a way of keeping a lid on structural social problems and as a form of backdoor taxation. Ironically (and quite  unintentionally) this could point the way to better policing nationwide (but it won’t).   .. (story here)

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

In college my friend had to play his didgeridoo for the cops to prove it wasnt a bong

(via gotitforcheap)

[4gifs]

[netscapeshawty]

[prodigiousmike]

Santa got on some fresh kicks

[lindsayolohan]

omg add me

[choirgirlhotel]

[thejunglenook]

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

[angeliquemaretti]

[gameraboy]

Cartoon aerodynamics

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

THIS MADE ME SO MAD WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW IT’S MAKING ME EVEN MADDER

[ghoulgaara]

Scooby thats bullshit and you know it.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Best Tinder tagline. [via]

[mgnovenija]

[samanthabrown1]

[prodigiousmike]

You can tell a lot about a person from the top line of their emojis

Basically my moods are: 😊😜👌😉😱😁😞

[uaeso-deactivated20150726]

So i saw this on twitter

[prodigiousmike]

[sizvideos]

Video

[abigailpatrick-deactivated20160]

I should be able to watch this video without fear for the women in it.

[dinodrifterdarsh]

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