[depsidase]

[tchaikovskaya]

if you have the android handwriting font and you’re considering posting a thread of screencapped tweets…… perhaps reconsider!

[kittyb4e]

[noonem]

love it when someone puts down their phone and just lives in the moment

[golfgalaxy]

psych majors be like hold up… 👁👁 im readin ur mind

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[aberrantemotion]

So I’m gonna kill your wife

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me

[smelterdemon-deactivated2014043]

[memes-that-get-reported]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

[pondwitch]

this is fucking dark

[ex0skeletal]

Borzoi Puppy

[lostangelssong]

Hey @zero-alice

[bears-official]

#for some reason it has never occurred to me that this type of dog exists in a puppy state??#i guess i just assumed they emerged fully formed from mist and moonlight

[ailikw]

@neuro-neptune

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)

Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

[treygotguap]

[bunieboo]

Y’all don’t understand how fucking funny this is

[aviculor]

My dog wrote this article after she saw me eating corn dogs

[lumnch]

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

[lesbianrey]

ally of the year

[sunshine-snowflake]