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[profcnd]

/ @strcwsberries​

‘       I  DON’T  BELIEVE  THAT  you  can  hurt  me,    ’  he  hummed.  ‘    unless  you’re  planning  on  using  some  of  your  medicines  on  me  then  find  the  one  that  stops  my  heart,  that’ll  be  the  greatest  pain  you  can  give  me,    ’  colton  raised  an  eyebrow  at  the  pharmacist.  there  were  times,  most  of  the  time,  where  colton  was  filled  with  self-hate  && he  always  wanted  a  way  out  of  it  –  that’s  why  he  went  on  a  lot  of  hunts  or  did  reckless  things,  he  was  hoping  for  an  injury  bad  enough  that  it  would  kill  him.  ‘    can’t  take  a  break,  won’t take  a  break.    ’

‘ you’re funny. ’ the pharmacist snorted slightly at the other’s remarks. he was very sure the pharmacy wouldn’t have such meds stored. the only thing he could give the other would be probably some sleeping pills to knock him out for a moment but that’s just it. ‘ eh ? but thinking about it back, i wouldn’t want to hurt that pretty face of yours. and worse, i wouldn’t want to stop your heart. it’d be such a waste for me to kill a good looking guy like you anyway. ’ he muttered lowly as he went closer towards colton. ‘ but i don’t mind being killed by you, heh. ’

[profcnd]

/ @oizysd

ROM  IS  THE  EPITOME  OF   clueless  when  it  comes  to  things  like  this,  always  seeing  past  potentially  indicative  behavior,  even  when  it’s  right  in  front  of  him.  when  it  comes  to  mingi,  he’s  come  to  adore  that  bit  of  awkwardness  that  comes  with  interacting  with  him  when  they’re  alone.  “  oh,  man.  why  would  i  show  you  that  so  soon?  ”  he  asks  as  he  stands,  returning  the  nudge  and  chuckling.  rom  moves  over  to  his  kitchen,  where  he  has  everything  that  he  needs  stored  away  for  easy  access  ;  one  of  the  perks  of  living  alone.  he  begins  rummaging  through  his  drawers,  back  turned  towards  mingi  as  he  focuses  on  rolling  the  perfect  joint.  after  a  good  while,  he  turns  towards  him,  pink  joint  sitting  between  his  fingers.  “  see,  pink. ”   he  sits  beside  him  again,  lighter  in  hand.  instead  of  lighting  it  up,  he  takes  a  moment  to  check  in  on  mingi  and  make  sure  he’s  still  interested  in  going  through  with  it.  “   how  are  we  feeling? ”

‘ wait. ’ mingi had his eyes squinted slightly upon hearing the words mentioned by rom. he was somehow confused  &&.  lost when he heard those coming out from his two lips. was he being real or was he just hearing stuffs ?? ‘ are you telling me you’ll be showing some sex toys too ?? or what ? ’ mingi had a habit of being clueless most of the time and this time was no different. ‘ hmm, anyway, that looks nice. ’ he tried to change the topic as he began to blush at the conversation they were having. he was hoping rom wouldn’t notice it as he was trying his best not to make it seem too obvious. ‘ i don’t mind. i can go for it, really. i’m a strong man and i can take this definitely !! let’s just do this. ’

[profcnd]

/ @yuseongu

❝ not that i’m aware of, ❞ mingi says with a shrug. he has a good relationship with his mother, and he doesn’t have any sisters that might have left him averse to their sex. he likes women, he thinks they’re beautiful, but the second he’s got between their legs he loses interest and he’s onto the next one. ❝ a little, ❞ the student says with a shrug, as if admitting such a thing is no big deal. ❝ but it’s more curiosity as to whether i’d treat a man the same way. i’ve never had a boyfriend before, so i wouldn’t know. ❞

‘ hmm, that’s interesting. ’ dylan nodded his head lightly as both of the corners of his lips curled into nothing but an amused smile upon hearing the words that escaped through his lips. ‘ i guess a lot of people are somehow confused these days but it’s okay to explore. it’s nothing wrong with that. ’ the relationship consultant nodded his head slowly. ‘ how about you give it a try ? who knows you might figure out about more new stuffs ? you can always use me as an experiment. it might be helpful for you. ’ 

[profcnd]

/ @pseudonyist​

HIS GAZE IS unbreakable. it’s one of those things damen never truly got down about human mannerisms. his gaze is unmoving , painfully aware , and HOT. he lacks the shame to look away. instead , he wants to figure out the emotions stirring in the other’s eyes. he wants to know what provokes them to say such a thing. he isn’t embarrassed about the obvious tension swirling between them. it unravels and hangs thickly in the air as damen’s gaze finally drops. it isn’t because his senses have caught up with him. oh no , rather his thoughts have undone themselves. his mind is preoccupied with the idea of their mouth on his. that seems the only acceptable form of breathlessness he could readily welcome. damen’s temperature is so high. his fingers press scolding gentle touches against the other’s arm, fingering around their bicep to pull them forward. he likes the difference in their temperature. he enjoys how it can MELT them. ah , he loves how easily they can be torn apart at his touch and rebuilt with his mouth. ❝ you cannot just say those things to me .. it makes me want to provoke you , make you MORE breathless , make you desperate. ❞

‘ w- why would you want to provoke me, mm ?? are you really going to hurt me ? ’ the prostitute inquired as he took a few steps away from the latter. the moment when those words slipped through his parted lips, hejin could feel something was wrong. what if the other was right about him saying those things randomly to him ? would there be anything that could harm him ? he himself didn’t know what he got himself into  &&.  surely he didn’t want anything bad happening to him. ‘ what do you ha- have in mind ?? what are you going to do to me ? tell me ! i am not a big fan of surprises anyway. . . ’

[profcnd]

/ @saewooboiis

elijah could feel the other relaxing, and it made him happy. it made the other seem so much more attractive than he already had been. if elijah was being honest, he really thought that he was being catfished because of how handsome holden had been, but now that they were meeting in real life, he had been blown away. it had made him a little bit insecure, but there was no way he would show that outwardly. “communication? that should be interesting. you should teach me a little bit sometime.” the man shifted in his chair and sat up a little straighter. however, he had hunched slightly with a laugh at the other’s statement. “i’m sorry…i don’t mean to laugh, but…i’ve never been addressed like that before. no one has ever said anything like that…so it has been equally an honor to,” he lowered his voice slightly, “meet a sub like you.” once more, the coffee was to his lips. “once we’re done here…what would you like to do?”

‘ so you’re saying that you’ve never owned any subs before ?? like a fixed one. ’ he had his eyes widened slightly upon hearing the male’s words before he put down the cup on the table, humming lowly in thoughts. ‘ interesting. i might be your first. ’ he muttered lowly to himself as a soft smile curled in the corner of his lips in amusement. ‘ yeah, communication, ’ he nodded his head lightly. ‘ but i’d rather be taught by you. . . you know, on some things. ’ holden chuckled lowly. ‘ oh ?? well, we could go to your place and do something ? i’m not sure. i don’t mind any, really ! i will just follow you, sir. i mean, elijah. ’ he cleared his throat slightly. but deep inside him, he was hoping he would just be used by the dominant considering how horny he was while seeing him in person but of course, he had it covered down there just to distract the other from noticing it. 

[profcnd]

/ @undcsirables

HIS  JAW  WAS  CLENCHED  tight,  a  muscle  in  his  jaw  twitching  from  the  force  of  how  hard  his  teeth  were  grinding  against  the  other.  ‘    don’t  worry  about  me,  worrying  is  a  shit  thing  to  do,    ’  he  hummed.  the  gang  didn’t  worry about  each  other,  well,  they  most  likely  did  but  most  of  the  time  they  hid  it &&  that  made  it  better,  that  made  it  feel  less  like  a  life  or  death  situation.  ‘  stop  saying  that,    ’  he mumbled,  trying  to  brush  off  the  strange  feelings  he  was  having  at  that  moment.  ‘    &&  do  you  have  a  beer  ?? i’m  craving  a  beer.    ’

he sank his teeth down into his lower lip as he paused for a brief moment, looking for the beer in the fridge. ‘ i guess i do have a beer. ’ he said lowly as he took the can out from it  &&.  walked towards the latter. ‘ here. ’  he spoke up as he handed the can towards him. ‘ so, tell me. what do you plan of doing later ?? i am kinda bored. ’ a sigh escaped through his parted lips as he sat himself down on the couch, making himself comfortable. ‘ i just don’t know what to do and it’s killing me. ’

[profcnd]

/ @strcwsberries

‘   I’LL  REGRET  IT ??    ’  HE  repeated,  a  look  of  amusement  on  his  face  but  he  felt  the  pain  hit  him  at  the  sudden  change  of  expression  on  his  bruised  features.  ‘   &&  what  are  you  going  to  do  that  will  make  me  regret  it,  hmmm  ??    ’  his  voice  sounded  like  a  challenge &&  they  were  just  that,  colton  loved challenges,  he  loved  to  become  reckless  &&  do  things  that  would  usually  get  anyone  else  killed.  ‘    why  shouldn’t  i  leave  ?? i  don’t  want  this,  i  don’t  want  you  to  care  about  me  so  just  stop  it,    ’  the  male’s  voice  wavered.  

‘ yeah, you’ll regret it. ’ the pharmacist responded ; though he could feel the fears trying to take a full control of his whole body upon hearing the latter’s response. he felt like he had just started a fire that shouldn’t have existed in the first place but there was no way out to this. ‘ i’ll hurt you ?? that’s the least i could do. ’ baekho shrugged his shoulders furtively and walked away from the place, trying his best to avoid colton as he didn’t want anything to happen to him, yet. ‘ you just need to take a break from all these, really. ’

[profcnd]

/ @saewooboiis

at the apprehensive moniker, elijah just laughs. “we’re not quite there yet, but…i appreciate the eagerness. right now, elijah…or eli is fine.” the man was already taken with holden, and he was absolutely sure that they were going to be moving forward with this…arrangement. sometimes the heart just knew. “what are you studying?” finally, he had picked his cup up to take a small drink. his smile was still in place as his eyes continued to be trained on holden, observing his every move.

‘ oh my bad. i’ll call you elijah then. ’ he nodded his head slowly, his voice was low but yet gentle when he spoke. dylan could feel both of his cheeks heating up in embarrassment when he had to make an eye contact with the latter. he couldn’t deny the fact that elijah was really good looking and what made him even more interesting was that he’s a professional dominant which suited to his liking. ‘ oh, i study communication. ’ he nodded his head slowly, his slender digits wrapped around the cup as he brought it closer towards his lips to take a small sip. ‘ and this is also my first time meeting a dom and it’s such an honor. ’

[yeosvngarch]

[profcnd]

/ @thervnaways

“uh… yeah. why? is it weird that i’m agreeing so quickly?” kihyun couldn’t quite tell why the other would be so surprised– did he have a bad history of roommates? was dylan an infamously bad roommate, and he was just unaware? the mutant scratched the back of his head, still confused. “i mean, thanks? you don’t have to do anything except keep your space clean. if you cook, that’d be great, too.”

‘ hmm, kind of because some people might need some time to think about it throughly. ’ he nodded his head slowly as a smile was evident on his face. one thing for sure, he’d do his best to be the best roommate that the mutant could ever have. ‘ oh yes, no worries on that. i’ll make sure that the house is in a good condition. ’ he nodded his head slowly. ‘ cook ?? pft, i’m good at it !! you can let me know your favorite and i’ll cook them for you. ’

[profcnd]

/ @saewooboiis

oh, this was going to be fun. elijah dipped his head down to try and hide his grin before he cleared his throat. once more, his gaze was on the other. at the other’s request for an iced cappuccino, he pulled the latte back. those were more his pace anyway. without a word, elijah stood and got back in the short line to order the drink for the other. once done, it was back in his seat. “there. more to your taste, holden.” already the other was proving to be good. who knew, though? maybe he was hiding a brat that elijah just couldn’t foresee. once the coffee was brought over, he held off on drinking his own to test the waters and see if the other would wait for him before drinking. “so…we kept it a bit vague, and i did that on purpose. i like hearing and seeing people when i get to know them. what do you do?”

in reality, holden could be labelled as a brat behind the closed doors  &&.  when he was comfortable with someone he had already known for long. perhaps, he might need some time to get used to elijah. besides, it was his first time having an encounter with a good looking dom like him. it was such an honor, really. after waiting for quite some time, there was a smile evident across his lips when his drink arrived. ‘ hmm ? i am still studying. i don’t do any part-time jobs as i am pretty much occupied with assignments. you, s- sir ?? ’ he felt weird when he said the word in a public because he had the fear of people around him might hear it but he said it anyway, still waiting for the other to make the move to drink first.

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

vampire starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

“Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”

“Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”

“Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”

“I’m not afraid of you.”

“You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”

“So…how old are you?”

Turning

“What’s happening to me?!”

“Did you just…bite me?”

“This..hurts…”

“Get away from me!”

“I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

“I’m still not used to this…”

“Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”

“Am I supposed to…kill things?”

“I want cool vampire powers.”

“I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”

“I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

“Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”

“We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”

“You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”

“Someone around here should show you the ropes.”

“I’m actually not that old.”

Ancient

“I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”

“Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”

“So many people have died in front of my eyes.”

“There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”

“I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

Lore

“I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”

“No, we don’t turn into bats.”

“Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”

“Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”

“I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Hungry

“No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”

“You’re bleeding…”

“Go. Now. Before I-”

“Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”

“I shouldn’t have waited this long…”

[profcnd]

/ @saewooboiis

“you look nervous! is this your first time?” the dom smiled brightly, almost matching the sunlight streaming in through the high windows. “don’t worry. today we’re just getting to know one another, so try and relax.” elijah gently slid the latte between them forward toward the other. “this might help. enjoy it, okay?” today was hopefully going to be the beginning of a good, working relationship between the two. “so…what kind coffee do you really like? i just sort of assumed, and if this works out…i would like to know your coffee order.” once more, elijah smiled sweetly.

indeed, it was his first time. he could feel his heart palpitating the moment when both of them made an eye contact  &&.  since that took place, he quickly tried to avert his gaze away from doing the same thing to the dom. he was just too shy  &&.  anxious as a person in general. ‘ and it’s nice to have finally met you. you’re indeed good looking in person and it makes me anxious, ’ holden chuckled nervously. ‘ coffee ?? how about some iced cappuccino ? ’ the sub replied in a low voice as he had his head dipped downwards slightly. ‘ 

[narika-a]

[profcnd]

/ @oizysd

HE  LEANS  IN  TOWARDS  HIM,  elbows  placed  on  his  thighs,  allowing  mingi  to  have  his  full attention.  “ don’t  make  me  feel  like  such  a  bad  influence, ”  he  replies  with  a  laugh.  smoking  weed  is  probably  the  worst  thing  he’s  ever  done,  and  even  then,  once  in  a  while  means  that  it  can  barely  be  held  against  him.  at  his  question,  his  hand  flutters,  giving  him  a  so - so  gesture.  “  depends  on  the  person.  for  the  record,  the  time  you  saw  me  laughing  at  the  trees  blowing  in  the  wind  was  a  one  time  thing.  ”  rom  nods  when  mingi  finally  agrees,  knowing  that  he  just  needed  a  classic  pep  talk  from  him  to  get  him  through  his  anxiousness.  “  cute.  pick  a  color  :  pink  or  green?  i’ll  show  you  what  it’s  for  in  a  second. ”

mingi cleared his throat slightly just for him to sound better  &&.  not awkward because he could tell that he sounded anxious through his voice alone. ‘ hey !! of course, not. you’re not a bad influence, pft. what are you talking about ?? ’ he chuckled softly as he nudged romeo’s arm gently as his cheeks began to heat up in embarrassment. ‘ mm, i like pink. looks cute. i wonder what you’ll be showing me. ’ he snorted as he extended his arm out just to poke his index finger against the other’s side, grinning. ‘ i just hope you won’t show me any sex toy or something. ’

[profcnd]

/ @yuseongu

❝ sometimes i wonder if i just hate women at some subconscious level, ❞ mingi muses as he contemplates the end of another relationship. most people might be a little more cautious about announcing their potential misogyny to the world, but not mingi. not when he’s approaching it from a clinical perspective. ❝ do you think that’s possible? expressing hatred for something by using it and then tossing it aside? ❞

‘ now that’s very interesting to have heard your thoughts about it. ’ the relationship consultant could only just nodded his head lightly, leg crossed over the other as a smile was spread across his tiny lips. ‘ maybe you’re just figuring things out ?? do you have any reasons to that hatred you have ? ’ dylan inquired as he inserted his fingers together, humming lowly. ‘ anyway, are you a bi-curious ?? just curious. well you can just let me know as a friend. i’m very open about this whole thing, really. ’

[profcnd]

/ @strcwsberries​

‘   YES,  I  DO  HATE  you  that  much,  ’  he  answered  seriously.  that  was  a  lie,  of  course,  he  didn’t  hate  baekho  at  all  but  colton  was  so  used  to  pushing  people  away  for  his  own  safety  that’s  what  he  would  do  always.    ‘    i  could  hurt  you  &&  i  would  hurt  you,    ’  he  answered  with  a  shake  of  his  head  that  only  made  pain  run  through  his  system  –  it  was  a  wrong move,  he  shouldn’t  have  done  something like this.  ‘    you  don’t  know  me,  don’t  doubt  what  i  will  or  won’t  do,    ’  he  hissed  at  the  male.  

the pharmacist was taken aback by the latter’s words when he said he hated him so much. he didn’t know what he did wrong but one thing for sure, he cared a lot about colton  &&.  he didn’t want him to suffer alone because he knew him too well. even though he tried to push him away from his life, baekho would always come back to him  &&.  be there for him. ‘ please, don’t hurt me. if you hurt me, you’ll regret it. ’ the shorter male heaved out a sigh as he reached out to wrap his slender digits around his wrist. ‘ please don’t leave. ’