Lexi (actual old man with dementia)

I cannot stfu I swear I try. Post are all over the place, but hey, at least there’s diversity! Profile pic is actually me calling the police on minor x adult ships!

[profesionalhater]

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this take before, but Loid wanting to replace Yor for the mission is EXACTLY proof he is starting do develop feelings for her beyond the mission.

Think about how hard it would be to replace Yor with Fiona at this point, not to mention there is a risk of Anya not wanting to go to school anymore. Going forward with Yor is the safest bet, however, he wants to replace Yor because unconsciously he is becoming uncomfortable with the prospect of using her.

Think of how much the mission matters to him and then think about how he is risking it all for her.

[aboodgaza0]

Who is Superman to you?

A hero in a cape

A symbol of hope

Just fiction

A person who saves lives in real life

Voting ended onJul 20, 2025

Since I was a child I watched Superman and dreamed of being saved like the people in his stories. I believed in his strength but more than that I believed in his heart

Today in this war I look around and realize Superman is not in the sky. He’s every kind soul who chooses to care. Every person who helps keep a family like mine alive

We’ve lost everything. We barely have food. My sick father is getting weaker. Hunger and fear are all around us

Please be Superman today. Save us. Talk about us. Share our story. Donate if you can. Every act of support means we’re not forgotten

Chuffed & PayPal

Verified by @gaza-evacuation-funds #408

[cindereckless]

A curse for true love bonus epilogue (barnes and noble edition)

[profesionalhater]

Thanks 🙏 ! A LOT

[profesionalhater]

There’s a special place in hell for people who leave their phone on do not disturb when they know damn well they have to do a group project due.

[profesionalhater]

Love triangle 101

Was the scent of love interest #2 mentioned when he was first introduced ? Then you my friend found out the winning side.

Did love interest #1 screw up within 30 pages of the introduction of #2 ? Then it’s #2

Did she start as friends with #1 but as enemies/rivals with #2?

Is #1/2 in a higher position of power than the other?

Are there more details about the presence of #1/2 than there are about that of the other?

Can she feel when #1/2is looking at her?

Can #1/2 understand or help her deal with a traumatic experience ?

Can #1/2 beat the other in an eventual fight ?

Does #1/2 screen time gradually start to increase as the book nears its end ?

Is #1 described as warm/nice/soft while #2 is aggravating/infuriating/hated ? Then remember the intensity of the emotion matters most, for the line between pozitive and negative is thin. WATCH OUT FOR INTENSE NEGATIVE EMOTION

Are the eyes of #1/2 described more than 3 times while the other only gets 1 description ?

If three or more clauses on this list apply, you probably are on the winning side of the triangle. If not, brace yourself for anger

[profesionalhater]

No experience like your first time being bullied on Tumblr

[valenclaw]

hermione granger in goblet of fire be like:

[lara-kaminari]

I'm done

[profesionalhater]

I’ve opened Wattpad, I don’t know how much more I can hang on

[matrixunicorn]

My husband (Ao3) came back from war (1h maintenance) just to die of a heart attack (Error 500)

[profesionalhater]

Actual heart attack. Felt my blood pressure dropping.

[outromoony]

Ac: kovacseemma on IG

[profesionalhater]

My wife y’all

[ala-baguette]

-Me:  Okay, fiiiine.  You can write a little Viktor Krum/Hermione Granger meet-cute fic for The Three Broomsticks Yule Bash Fic Fest.  But let’s keep it light, let’s keep it fluffy, and let’s keep it SHORT.  Then it’s straight back to working on Knowing Where to Look!

-Also me:  *Opens web browser.  Search:  Christmas traditions in Bulgaria

-Okay, sure.  But let’s not go overboard on the research.  This is a fluff piece.

-*Search: Bulgarian word for “father”*

-Is that really necessary?  We can just call him ‘Dad,’ surely.

-*Search: Popular liquor in Bulgaria

-Getting a little technical there.  Let’s keep this simple.  You have your long-fic to work on, remember?  Short.  Fluffy.  Easy.  Quick.

-*Search: Effects of scoliosis in adulthood when untreated*

-Wait…  What are you doing?

-*Search: Mental health impacts on child competitive athletes*

-Hold on a sec.  This isn’t sounding very fluffy…

-*Search: Bulgaria’s role in the Cold War*

-Stop it!  Don’t do it!

-*Search: The fall of Communism in Bulgaria in the early 1990s*

-STOP!  STOP IT RIGHT THERE!

-*Search: Death toll of refugees attempting to escape Bulgaria into Greece and Turkey*

-…Oh, I give up…

Read about Viktor’s backstory on AO3 here

[profesionalhater]

Honestly same. Tell me why did I learn child psychology just for a met-cute 30 chapter fanfic.

ALSO NAME PLEASE (nvm I saw the link)

[profesionalhater]

Heyyy!

So I’ve been reading a lot of fan-fiction in which Slavic countries were mentioned, and I want to say that the “comrade” thing is usually a replacement for Mr. or Mrs. and not something one would call a friend in a familiar setting.

It’s “Comrade Teacher” (I know it sounds weird in English) and “Comrade Fireman”. And again, these were terms used in communist times, as they have been forced by the regime and are no longer in use!

[yudgefudge]

feels like I'm the only one alive who ships krumione

[profesionalhater]

Same

[albi-bumblebee]

”quidditch toned abs” are literally not a thing 😭 the only team members who would be building any muscle would be the beaters, but not in a way that would give them abs 😭

[petalsonparchment]

Hiiiii! While I’m not one for exaggerating how buff Quidditch players are, I do think that if they’re dedicated enough to practice daily and take on extra training like running or additional lessons (think James Potter or Oliver Wood), they’d definitely have a toned physique! As a lifelong horseback rider (and swimmer), I believe that thighs and core strength are just as crucial for flying a broomstick in Quidditch as they are in horseback riding and swimming.

Thighs: Strong thighs would provide the power needed to maintain a stable and controlled flight. They help in gripping the broom and making quick, precise adjustments during maneuvers.

Core: A solid core is essential for balance and stability while flying. It helps you maintain proper posture and absorb any shocks from sudden movements or turbulence.

—Extra perks to each position—

Arm Strength: While thighs and core are key, strong arms also play a role in steering and handling the broom, especially when making aggressive moves as a beater, passing the quaffle as a chaser, or catching the Snitch as a seeker.

Leg Flexibility: Flexibility in the legs allows for a greater range of motion, which is important for quick changes in position and maintaining comfort on the broom, such as the keeper position or seeker.

[profesionalhater]

Not to mention neck strength necessary for flying at those speeds, especially seekers. For your neck to not be snapped in half you would need Formula 1 driver level of neck strength.

Also, a seeker needs to be aerodynamic for maximum speed, positions both Harry and Draco fulfil, so to put op at rest, they could not be very buff guys since that would slow them down, the most realistic thing for them to have is lean muscle they would actually need to perform well. So none of that fridge sized Harry Potter.

Also, for them to be best fit for that position both would need slender shoulders, for less air resistance.

[marvelomadness06]

If you think quidditch players weren’t superstitious, your wrong, and if you think James wasn’t the worst outta the lot of them, you’ve got another thing coming.

[profesionalhater]

He’s the kind who would make the whole house beat in wood to something at a set number of seconds before the game

[profesionalhater]

Girl attempting casual talk with her mother 75 injured 21 dead

[profesionalhater]

There’s another name for the skittles! It’s called The Death Eathers! Hope this helped! 🥰