cool dads only

a boy with big dreams and an even bigger booty. follow me on / twitter @Ari_SPECT / snapchat @aricarri / insta @aricarrillo1

[somethinginthestatic]

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

[achesspiece]

[sixpenceee]

[velvetys]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[slimetony]

They Got Him…

[dongboss]

mistaken for salad… again.

[hvacinth]

the feminine urge to resemble your father’s worst traits

[valtsv]

orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse

[fascinaria]

[dajo42]

[takes off glasses to relax after a long day of having to see everything]

[australianbeyonce]

dedicated to me and all my followers amen

[adonischildsupportcase]

[funnytwittertweets]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The women in science sticker adds a certain flavor to this that I can’t quite describe

[veeranger]

[hotsprite]

[trix-or-treatz]

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

[curioscurio]

[5weekdays]

i BURST OUT laughing at this and when my dad in the next room asked "what's so funny" i said "nothing i can explain succinctly"

[heardbook]

Torment