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22 | NY

[willgrahamscock]

me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating

[her-minds-a-mess]

Okay but imagine never struggling with mental illness

[feidiinq]

do you want a polaroid of my titties in ur wallet yes or no?

[sandersstudies]

I can’t fucking believe cats basically looked like this when we found them. Dogs have been contorted for thousands of years into the prime image of cuteness but cats actually came straight out of the wild looking almost exactly like that.

[fluffybunnybadass]

"why change perfection" - cats, probably

[itswhateverdoeee]

I want someone to take me seriously but also get drunk and fuck around with me until 5am

[tbhliv-deactivated20181214]

i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones

[love]

Up (2009)

[archliches]

ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

[funnytwittertweets]

[gonegrill]

I always thought my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a cringe compilation.

[autijacen]

Hamlet.

[gonegrill]

how dare you make my post funnier

[tullipsink]

“I want laughter at 4am and sloppy kisses between dinner dates and hands fumbling underneath the blanket because god knows there is never a minute i can go without touching you and i want silly jokes and awkward handshakes and quiet “i love you’s” over the phone and dancing a lot of dancing i want to dance with you in an aisle at the supermarket as we both try to come up with which taco shells are better and i want to dance with you on the night we both say i do i want to hold your hand in front of my friends and kiss your cheek when my mother asks me why i am so god damn happy all the time and i want you now,and for as long as forever with you can take me.”

— A.M// i want you always,

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[text-posters]

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

[theocseason4]

the feminine urge to reply “LMFAO” to a dick pic

[chocolatina]

holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman

[cheryllclayton]

Does anyone else get a little offended every time you see “You’ve already left kudos here”

[sadgirlweather]