The Bloggers Of Text

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[astrologysecrets]

The “I refuse to go to sleep even tho I have to wake up in 3 hours” squad

Aries, Gemini, Aquarius, Leo, Virgo

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever wonder how many people have ever seen you? in person or online?? how many thousands of people have seen your face throughout your existence??? wow????

[mischabarton2004]

someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it 

me: i’m literally going to

[mongura]

[yroxis-original]

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[coffeo]

do u ever eat waffles or someting too fast and then feel like ur chest is imploding on itself

[astrology-secrets]

The Perfect Blogs for The Signs

Aries: teengle Taurus: actuates Gemini: sublime Cancer: analisfun69 Leo: easied Virgo: ex-plore Libra: astrologysecrets Scorpio: moontheist Sagittarius: lunalites Capricorn: onlydogblog Aquarius: wolfgang-west Pisces: justbrosthings

[neurotiac-deactivated20150729]

I'm lowkey lame af, I'm either at work or home on Netflix

[text-posters]

The Signs as Memes

Aries: Pepe the Frog

Taurus: Dolan

Gemini: Alex from Target

Cancer: Rebecca Black

Leo: Dick Butt

Virgo: Honey Boo Boo

Libra: Good Guy Greg

Scorpio: Doge

Sagittarius: Grumpy Cat

Capricorn:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aquarius: Overly Attached Girlfriend

Pisces: Bad Luck Brian

[mewhenidream]

reblog this text if you have unlimited texting but only text 3 people

[thequazzaclausestarringtimallen]

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

[the-pyromaniacs-teki]

I cannot believe that that ‘that that’ thing is a thing we use in english

[night-fury-pamphlets]

I cannot believe that that “that that that that thing is a thing” thing is a thing you just said

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[done]

pet peeve: if ur a cute human being but u live thousands of miles away

[ex-plore]

me: *scrolls through own blog* 

me: honestly there is no other blog out there that is this put together, it’s a masterpiece 

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

[text-posters]

me: i need to update my wardrobe

my bank account: the fuck!! you better not!!

[february-deactivated20160722]

when you motion for your pet to come sit on your lap but they just ignore you and walk away 

[implyingyoucare]

[thedeathecchi]

they’re loose

[frontier001]

…I’m scared.

[mermaiddork]

Sharknado 3 lost its budget

[sourcandyspite]

I loved Katy Perry’s halftime show