remain positive and stay on the grind

i am LEARNING the VOCABULARY of ROPE! | owl | 22 | UK | bachelor's degree in fuck all with a minor in whimsy | header by @/everydaylouie, icon from guide to trouble birds + aromanticism

[hbmmaster]

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

what’s the most devastating song that comes to mind? like you’re on the verge of tears listening to it

[badger-angel]

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

[badger-angel]

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[crystalromana]

A fun and not at all infuriating notification to glimpse while at work

[catasters]

[professionalowl]

Is my borough library's book collection bad or do I just have niche tastes in fiction, discuss

[fatfangs]

the way im incapable of having a conversation about weight with normal people. those conversations feel like a mine field because there are no right answers. im not gonna feel sorry for you that you gained weight and i dont have any dieting tips and your self depreciating weight jokes arent funny and i dont feel like congratulating you on your weight loss with how mean to your past self you are being and it doesnt feel good that you think that me wanting to gain weight is weird or stupid. sorry

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Bank of England are letting you vote for what animals you want on their new bank notes: https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/help-us-design-our-next-series-of-banknotes

Pine martens are an option!

PINE MARTENS??!?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Oh my god, you can choose up to two from each category:

HOW CAN I NARROW THIS DOWN

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[wishbow]

my 2025 calendar featured postcards and some spot illustrations because I don't know when to stop. set 2/4

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

[professionalowl]

Had a brief but notably positive interaction with my undergrad prof on Monday after a year of worrying that I'd irreparably fucked up my relationship with him by having multiple nervous breakdowns in the course of writing my dissertation and that high is probably going to carry me through the rest of the week to be honest

[professionalowl]

∞!

Can you guess the first thing I seen On Kepler-22b? A telescope pointing back at me

Kepler-22b, from Omnium Gatherum by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard (🎵)