Fun Times

It's Mandatory

[beardedmrbean]

[ranni-thewitch]

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[sobcat]

the pressure to have a fulfilling weekend hangs heavy in the friday evening air

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every single conversation i’m forced into on this website is either “guac is extra” or “you hate pancakes”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

[cutecipher]

think i got music poisoning

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[ring2002]

i wear my heart on my blog

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

[simena]

Josephine E. Bradstreet (detail)

[7dmom]

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

[lovrboyx]

The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.