Professor Amazin'

I learn more from my students than they learn from me. The professor is in. I'm just a young man trying to learn about the world.

[professoramazin]

(Professor Beam aka P.R.O.F.)

#MaskOffChallenge

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes I zone out so hard that I become aware that I’ve zoned and don’t feel like refocusing

[professoramazin]

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[aquariushawty]

nobody says “wowww” longer than a girl who found out a nigga just played her

[modernday-siren]

actually the nigga who played her might hold it out a little longer while he’s thinking up a good lie.

[dollface-angel]

LMAOOOO

[just-shower-thoughts]

Team Rocket could make their big bucks just by opening a Pokémon translator with their talking Meowth.

[veryharam]

Someone is gonna want to nut in u someday

[nurserygrimes-blog]

[deezhandztho]

Don’t allow it

[coconutsheabutters-deactivated2]

Lmfaoooooooo

[purplelittlemermaid]

Why bro lol

[sophisticantsophia-deactivated2]

Yo 😭😭😭😭😭

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

buy u a drank dropped ten years ago pay homage

[thighetician]

I just looked it up, T-Pain is only 31. He beat the game before he could legally buy a woman a drink.

[kingjaffejoffer]

How people become tumblr famous?

Its a secret society, you only get in if two people vouch for you. We convene once every 6 weeks and we all get in group chat and wear hoods because we are all losers in real life. 

You have to be jumped in like they do in gangs, except since we can’t physically punch you because we’re on the internet, everyone just roasts you for an entire hour. 

You have to walk from room to room in your house with the camera so we can see where you live and pick on you.

“Was that a generic box of Froot Loops I saw?”

“Is that your mamas bra hanging up in the bathroom. I bet her nipples look like walnuts”

[destinyrush]

This damn thread!

[nevaehtyler]

!

[tumblethroughmythoughts-deactiv]

ALLL OF THIS👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[thighetician]

“Men are afraid of commitment”

is an easier pill to swallow than

“Men see me as a liability and keep their distance accordingly”

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Name 3 rappers you would like to see do a collab album together

[segaplaystation9000]

Bj the Chicago kid musiq soulchild India arie That R&B soul love would be so strong in that album

[kingjaffejoffer]

Rick Ross, Nas, and John Legend*

I know he aint a rapper but it would be flames. I’d actually pay money for this album

[professoramazin]

migos, 3-6 Mafia,The remaining members of Run DMC

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Arcade Rage

[butt-berry]

Something about Ash’s mum forcing Mr Mime to sit on the floor and eat out of a dog bowl makes me uneasy

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

mewtwo was right

[ruinedchildhood]

[professoramazin]

Me

[theblasianbarbie]

not to be fake deep or anything but as much as we like to believe that we are good people…we all have the capacity to be toxic and draining to someone else and may have actually been without realizing

[creamynut]

Need my face sat on for like 2 hrs minimum

[wombshaker]

i like Beyoncé tbh, i think she’s a great singer and one of the best performers of our era and possibly of all time

i just hate her fans like they worse than J Cole fans

[wombshaker]

nobody’s worse than Drake fans tho. Cowboys fans too.

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Naw Doctor Who and Supernatural fans are the worst

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[forhidden]

stop