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Painting Comissions

Hello! I am an amature painter looking to do comissions for some money since I'm moving soon! If you wanna drop me what you want and we can discuss a price! I've linked some examples of my work. All paintings will start at 15 dollars. Thank you in advance.

#commission #acrylic paint #please help

ugly-tees

Try it out… This kept me busy the whole day… It’s really fun…

lockandk3yfiction

Let’s play Writer’s Would You Ever

Send me an ask that says “Would you ever write…” and continue the sentence.

I’ll respond with yes or no and give an explanation as to why if I want to.

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Fuck it. Go!

paganinpurple

torbjornpotg

Dating Talon Headcanons

Reaper

he’s really hesitant to ask you out

it probably starts out just being sex

after a while you get tired and ask him out

he’s not affectionate at all in public, and barely in private

he’s not the best at showing you he cares

but if anyone insults you, they will never be seen again

it’s difficult because he’s technically your boss

ridiculously protective of you

but if you tell him you want to handle it yourself, he’ll back off

one of his favorite things about you is how strong you are

he’s not very good at reading your emotions

so communication is hard, you have to tell him exactly what you’re thinking

when he finds out he tries to fix all your problems, but sometimes you have to remind him that you just need a shoulder to cry on

Sombra

she’s a total flirt

probably asked you out by hacking your computer and changing everything to be a picture of her

she makes even the worst missions into total fun

will absolutely use her invisibility to scare the shit out of you

likes to make everyone uncomfortable by climbing in your lap in public

she’s incredibly supportive, and makes sure you’re comfortable with how stressful talon is

she knows when you need a shoulder to cry on and when you need to laugh

translocates to the weirdest places when she’s trying to cheer you up because she knows it makes you laugh

one time she accidentally threw the translocator on you

you had a bruise on your chest for weeks

you’re always touching somehow, holding hands under the table, playing with each other’s hair, at the very least your feet are lightly pushed together

loves you and makes sure everyone knows it

knows exactly what you’re thinking always

you freak everyone out when you have an entire conversation just by looking at each other

you fit together like puzzle pieces, and you make sure everyone knows that you’re an absolute power couple

Doomfist

you were absolutely terrified of him

he was terrified to ask you out, he walked up to you shaking with Sombra behind him teasing him

you quickly learned that he has a soft side, but thinks showing it is a sign of weakness

instead of laughing, he inhales through his nose repeatedly, struggling to keep it together

you made it your mission to make him do this as often as possible

it escalated quickly

let’s just say trying to juggle skulls was not the best idea

one day you truly made him laugh, and you realized why he does that fake deep laugh

super high pitched, with a side of snorting

he was embarrassed, but after you told him you love it he started laughing around you a lot more

he takes off the fist around you because he’s scared he’ll hurt you

he doesn’t like affection, but when he’s tired he turns into a clingy hug monster

he’s tired often, but you don’t mind all the extra love

he definitely tried to break up with you, thinking that you would be happier and safer without him

you called that bullshit immediately, and you always have to reassure that you really are happy with him

Widowmaker

was very confused when you asked her out

she didn’t exactly know why she said yes

but she knew that she felt her heart beat when you did, and it had been a long time since that happened

she can’t help but smile every time you slip your hand into hers

there’s something so beautiful about her ice cold skin against yours

she calls you “mon soleil” because according to her you are radiant and light

you call her “ma lune” because she is cold and beautiful

you are the only person that’s allowed to touch her gun

her gun is her baby, and when she tried to teach you to snipe, she was more nervous about you messing up her gun

“mon soleil, how are your hands this shaky?”

whenever she remembers gerard, you calm her down by braiding her hair

she’s terrified of what she could do to you, she doesn’t want to make the same mistake twice

you have to make sure she knows how much you trust her, and also that you could fight her off if you needed to

of course it never came to that, you were a member of talon too

she tries to teach you some ballet, and you have to teach her to let go sometimes, just be goofy for a bit

so obviously dance parties become a regular tradition

Moira

didn’t realize you were asking her out

you’d been flirting with her for weeks, and she was just so confused

sombra had to talk to her

“why did you turn down Y/N?”

moira was completely oblivious

when she finally said yes you tried to take her on a nice date

you somehow ended up back at the lab

so you learned exactly how goofy you had to be in the lab to make her laugh, but also not mess anything up

one time you offered to be a test subject for one of her genetics experiments

she doesn’t trust herself enough to experiment on you, she can’t risk losing you

blushes like crazy whenever you compliment her

you’re her whole world and she make sures you know that

constant love letters left in your room, flowers delivered all the time

she feels guilty for being so busy, so she feels like you don’t know how much she loves you

you try to repay the favor

so essentially you guys gross out other talon members with your constant affection

(hey my requests are open! shoot me a request if you like this!)

reaversgloriousartgallery

The gunslinger died smiling.

Incipit and main plot point to what me and @alorryblue call OldLovers!AU, in which the events of Junkenstein’s Revenge take place in a past life where the Gunslinger and the Archer met eachother on the battlefield, travelled together growing close with time, but were met with a terrible fate before being able to confess to eachother. Thankfully, they will meet up again.

Flower meanings under the cut!

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somniiloquy

joseph and robert from dream daddy are literally just soldier 76 and reaper

datenight

to all the people drawing reaper76 as robert/joseph from dream daddy………y’all out there doing the lord’s work creating literal pieces of art, picasso could never