Potions Master

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[masha-russia]

Happy 1st of September!

19 years later is today!

[professorsnaperph]

by Dylan Pierpont

Horror versions of Harry Potter movie posters. From the top left to the bottom right:

The Philosopher's Stone

The Chamber of Secrets

The Prisoner of Azkaban

The Goblet of Fire

The Order of the Phoenix

The Half-Blood Prince

The Deathly Hallows

[hermionehelpsrph]

My heart is breaking.

Orlando is my second home. I went to college at UCF for three years, spent many nights at Pulse and made so many wonderful, amazing, beautiful friends there. 

I’m sitting here waiting for all of my friends to check in on Facebook, to tell us all they’re okay. And as I see the number climb I smile a little, but fear for the rest, the ones I know would be at Pulse. I’m crying a lot in fear that one of my friends is counted among those dead or injured. 

My heart breaks for my LGBT+ family. We’ve lost 50 beautiful souls. 53 more are in the hospital and fighting for their lives. This is just another reminder that LGBT+ people are still fighting, still trying to be accepted. 

If you’re in or around the Orlando area, go donate blood. If you’re not, still go donate blood, send water do whatever you can to help. Donate money anything you can to help these people. To help our families. We’re all one family here. 

To those who were there, I love you. I hope you’re safe and healing. To those who know people there, don’t hesitate to talk to me. I’m here for you. My ask box is always open. 

One love. 

[fanonical]

hey remember that time snape made neville, who is notoriously bad at potions, test a potion on his beloved toad trevor in the expectation that it’d kill him? then took points away from neville because hermione helped him? and how later that year snape was neville’s literal worst fear?

#justgreatteacherthings

[professorsnaperph]

Yeah, I'm such a hoot.

[professorsnaperph]

I think that those hair potions you definitely didn't leave in my office worked a little too well, Minerva.

[tptcnks]

Whoever thought that I would find a bag of kitty litter on my desk in good taste was very mistaken. Would you know anything about this, Severus?

MM

[professorsnaperph]

Certain not, Minerva. 

And of course you wouldn’t know anything about this gift basket of Sleekeazy's hair products on my desk, would you? 

[tomnlinsuns-deactivated20180712]

I’m that person that goes to your blog when you reblog a post of mine to read your tags. I am a tag reader. give me all the damn tags

[ministryofroleplay]

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If you run or have run a bio-based (full bio preferred, but skeleton bio as well) HARRY POTTER roleplay here on Tumblr, we’d love to send you a little questionnaire with ten(ish) questions to learn about your bio-writing process and read all of your advice! After all, you’re the experts!

Interested? Send us an owl!

[aangs]

hello everyone! with all these rp networks popping up, i thought it would be a good idea to create a network for harry potter roleplayers, so here it is! this network is meant to be a friendly place for harry potter roleplayers to meet and chat.

RULES

you must enjoy roleplaying within the harry potter universe

you must reblog this post

you must track our tag #hprpnetwork

to get added to the network, send me an ask telling me your mascot, your name, your age, your timezone, your hogwarts house, and your pronouns.

WHAT YOU GET FOR JOINING

a spot on the network page 

a tag to post whatever you’d like in

an invite to the ooc sideblog where we can all introduce ourselves and chat amongst each other

new friends, followers, and writing partners

a safe place to vent or rant

[nevillerph-deactivated20160702]

To the one who requested the Bre Scullark gif hunt, i sadly have to deny it  since i can’t find many gifs

[professorsnaperph]

I have made your anon a bunch of Bre Scullark gifs. Hope these help!

[astrophagy]

          Give me Harry Potter, and I shall leave the school untouched.

[professorsnaperph]

So this is the day I died. Not a bad day to go, all things considered, and no more than I deserved. 

I was not afraid to die. Never that. I was braver by far than the Dark Lord ever thought. No, I wasn’t afraid to die that day. I was only ever afraid to live. 

[lokidlaufeyson]

When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, ‘After all this time?’ And I will say, “Always.”

[coluber-et-corvus]

Harry Potter Characters: Severus Snape

“There is no point in apportioning blame. What is done, is done.”

[ministryofroleplay]

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[professorsnaperph]

Playing favourites, Minerva? How very Gryffindor of you.

—SS

[lockharthelps]

All I believe is that what one is or isn’t shouldn’t be paraded or sung about from the astronomy tower when frankly, what Remus does on the full moon is none of your business. Making the secrets of others the center of attention seems to be what your house is known for. 

-MM

[professorsnaperph]

By all means, continue to defend the pup.

—SS

[ministryofroleplay]

View Grooveshark playlist on page.

[professorsnaperph]

Lupin has musicians literally strumming his praises now. I thought to myself that surely there cannot be so many people delusional enough to believe such an arrogant werewolf person could appreciate their bardic dedications, but I’ve managed to compile quite a list here.

Some people will do anything for attention.

—SS

[lockharthelps]

Really, Severus. The amount of people interested in Remus can not be of any concern to you. Unless you are worried these singers have halted their praises of yourself in order to accomplish a task you regard as mundane. The comparison, I should think, is clear given that one of you bathes regularly.  

—MM

[professorsnaperph]

Playing favourites, Minerva? How very Gryffindor of you.

—SS

[ministryofroleplay]

View Grooveshark playlist on page.

[professorsnaperph]

Lupin has musicians literally strumming his praises now. I thought to myself that surely there cannot be so many people delusional enough to believe such an arrogant werewolf person could appreciate their bardic dedications, but I've managed to compile quite a list here.

Some people will do anything for attention.

—SS