Discovering new, From the Old

rp blog by @mkisafuckingmoron

[professorsreserch]

Hello! My name is Professor Laventon or Professor Lavender, from Galar! I have also time traveled to 2023, somehow.

I go by he/they, as I have just recently discovered I am Genderfluid.

My team is:

Draco, the Collyre

Intruder, the Joltik

I am currently in my late 40s, but I still have a lot of life left to live!

ooc//

hey, im dave. i am an adult! minors, please be wary on this blog, as it may have suggestive themes! please!

and! this blog is dealing more and more with grief. i will tag and and all posts that deal with it #tw grief. if i miss any, do not be afraid to message.

i will use the conlang ichowan, useing this dictionary, made by @/joltiklover3000

[professor-amaryllis]

Pokeblr ask game- 1

legendary pkmn u most wanna kick the shit outta Mesprit. You're telling me this frog is why i have to process emotions? Absolutely not thank you goodnight.

[professor-amaryllis]

This is the worst thing anyone's ever said to me, thanks.

[professorsreserch]

I think thats the worst insult someone can give.

[prof-hemp420]

@professorsreserch Come control your husband. He’s trying to get out of bed. I have his phone. -HS

[professorsreserch]

Hold on, I'm comeing!

[prof-hemp420]

What do you mean "we fucked up?" -HS @professorsreserch

[professorsreserch]

We assumed the worst about my husband.

He was trying to make food and Proteus made a mistake.

You know hes going to be, and excuse my language, pissed about this, right?

[professorsreserch]

oh god the lavender man is alive/pos

Apologies!

Some personal things have came up, I havent really had time. Mostly I have been just trying to be calm in the face of...well everything!

I know mostly of what has happend, I still have been watching, though.

[professorsreserch]

((hi! im not dead!

((just been busy with other things and have forgoten to post is all!

((im much more active on @iheartnimbassacity lol

[subwaywardeningo]

I keep forgetting that opium is a drug.

[friendball-irl]

Ah, the joys(?) of ye olde medicine

[professorsreserch]

Is it a joy.

[prof-hemp420]

@professorsreserch can I go kick Team Calm's ass. As a treat?

You can come along.

[professorsreserch]

...

Fine. Only to get the eggs back, though.

Maybe I could attempt to use some of the things you taught me?

[prof-hemp420]

<a package arrived from kalos. It contains a portable battery connected to a travel incubator. Inside is an egg.>

You have been chosen for a giveaway. The package delivered contains a Pokémon egg from an experiment making ultra domesticated Pokémon. The egg you have received is a domesticated Mankey.

You are free to pass the egg on to another individual as long as they are qualified.

@professorsreserch I think I require aid... I fear for this poor creature.

[professorsreserch]

Another one?

My Sinnoh...

[prof-hemp420]

Wait... did you get sent one? Tricksters... should we let it even hatch?

.... Ah shit it's pipping. Or Trying to.

Could you bring me my cordless dremel?

[professorsreserch]

I didnt, though many others have been.

Of course, I'm comeing.

[prof-hemp420]

Baby Mankey need to be violent to break out of their shells. They're supposed to punch their way out.

I hope these people never get their hands on Terramaran Pokemon...

[professorsreserch]

I doubt they will... They dont seem that idiotic.

[prof-hemp420]

<a package arrived from kalos. It contains a portable battery connected to a travel incubator. Inside is an egg.>

You have been chosen for a giveaway. The package delivered contains a Pokémon egg from an experiment making ultra domesticated Pokémon. The egg you have received is a domesticated Mankey.

You are free to pass the egg on to another individual as long as they are qualified.

@professorsreserch I think I require aid... I fear for this poor creature.

[professorsreserch]

Another one?

My Sinnoh...

[prof-hemp420]

Wait... did you get sent one? Tricksters... should we let it even hatch?

.... Ah shit it's pipping. Or Trying to.

Could you bring me my cordless dremel?

[professorsreserch]

I didnt, though many others have been.

Of course, I'm comeing.

[prof-hemp420]

<a package arrived from kalos. It contains a portable battery connected to a travel incubator. Inside is an egg.>

You have been chosen for a giveaway. The package delivered contains a Pokémon egg from an experiment making ultra domesticated Pokémon. The egg you have received is a domesticated Mankey.

You are free to pass the egg on to another individual as long as they are qualified.

@professorsreserch I think I require aid... I fear for this poor creature.

[professorsreserch]

Another one?

My Sinnoh...

[prof-hemp420]

Does the world need me?

I...

Feel the shadows creeping in. Cloying dragging me down.

How do I keep fighting?

[touya-san]

Hugging something soft helps me. Wooloo is good for it, do you have something like that?

[prof-hemp420]

I can go hug my husband

@professorsreserch my sweet. My darling. I need you.

[professorsreserch]

Im comeing, my dear, my love.

That vile woman is nothing but a liar and coward.

I will hold you and tell you all the stories of life, of love, of gods and humans that my old brain can remember.

[sneasedtosneaseyou]

watching them follow the LEADER like DURANTS

[prof-hemp420]

First. The word Penis is... funny to be admitted.

Any post like this will be shared.

Also, see my commentary on it.

[sneasedtosneaseyou]

oh i thought you DIED

[prof-hemp420]

This is the third person who has tried to kill me. I survived again.

[sneasedtosneaseyou]

good for YOU. I GUESS.

[prof-hemp420]

I mean I enjoy being alive.

Lav enjoys me being alive.

So it is quite "The Win." Why are you showing disappointment about me being alive?

And should it make you feel better. I nearly died several times during my surgery. And my life is pain because of shadow energy in my wounds.

[ariadosanon-deactivated20230918]

Please go back to being dead 🫡

[prof-hemp420]

Now that would make some people I love very sad. Why would I do that.

It is....

Please do not make comments like that again. I nearly walked off a cliff once...

I know this will only push you to make more but, I have to fight my own brain for my right to live

Thanks to You it's worse.

[ariadosanon-deactivated20230918]

Brilliant! Stupid Lapras worshipping hippy. Go back into your weird cult vines and leave the thinking to people who don’t live on a giant, floating cult compound

[professorsreserch]

I didnt expect anything from you, but alas you still manage to lower my expectations further.

Differing opinions are one things, people think of Terramara as they will, but to stoop so low as to make playground level insults? Cant you do better?

I want to pick your brain to see what makes you do such things. Everything you do, really.

[prof-hemp420]

❤️

@professorsreserch

[professorsreserch]

So gorgeous, my dear!

[professorsreserch]

(( hemps blog just got deactivated, we dont know what happend.

ill try to update yall.

[professor-mystic]

Mystic...?

- @professorsreserch

<Authorized Connection detected>

[professorsreserch]

What is this?

Is Mystic ok?

[professorsreserch]

Pretty!

I. Uhm. I.

Thank you!

Im not *that* pretty.