Hopps @profhopps - Tumblr Blog

I'm not like most girls. I eat fuckinnnn dirt and tiny rocks and shit.

#no I'm not paying you back for the sand I ate out of your zen garden thing #silly little guy #purple #ibuprofen #waterloo #girl failure lover #femcell lover #aesthetic #cute

#it'd be pretty weird if they didn't #but since we're saying it explicitly #I might as well grab a can #don't worry I'll grab you one too #ibuprofen #femcell lover #girl failure lover #waterloo #purple

*Starts beat-boxing cool bug facts to distract from the fact that I'm hotboxing in your refrigerator*

#silly little guy #ibuprofen #waterloo #girl failure lover #femcell lover #cute #purple #refridgerator #refrigerator #aesthetic #Hi #moot

dogpuppy

profhopps

me when I'm a dollar store glowy skeleton toy :3

Thank GOD I can finally eat out buzlightyear's carcus in theaters. I was getting worried there for a second.

#silly little guy #purple #ibuprofen #femcell lover #girl failure lover #waterloo #canibalism #popcorn #popcorn bucket #consumerism #capitalist hell

Putting a light bulb in your mouth is kinda like step-sibling porn; the subject(s) get stuck and have to crack to get unstuck. Bink about it.

#cute #purple #femcell lover #girl failure lover #ibuprofen #waterloo #light bulb #step sibling #Bink about it

My glands are so pregnant with reality; I'm the realest bitch you ever seen.

#silly little guy #cute #purple #ibuprofen #femcell lover #girl failure lover #waterloo #realest bitch #sick as fuck #sick and twisted #evil and fucked up #bippy

Dink bug juice evil with evil lesbian, evil lezbian style >:3

#evil lesbians #silly little guy #cute #purple #ibuprofen #femcell lover #girl failure lover #waterloo #bug juice #girlfriend

So much fucking dandruff. Souw moch fugguckihn dandruff. T_T

#yes ive tyried head and shoulders #idk bro there's just so much #silly little guy #i shook my head over a black table and it looked like thick blanket of stars #ibuprofen #femcell lover #waterloo #girl failure lover #purple

*calls you a burger*

#burger king #silly little guy #girl failure lover #femcell lover #waterloo #ibuprofen #purple

wildchildskyhigh

profhopps

Yummers. :3

gocheerleader

men cannot see unicorns 🪽

profhopps

Live last unicorn reaction!!!!!!!!!!

Feeling board. Might kill and eat moot.

#pawgers #silly little guy #ibuprofen #waterloo #purple #femcell lover #girl failure lover

whereserpentswalk

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...