10 years on tumblr made me a fkn weirdo

WARNING: This blog contains a memetic agent. Unauthorized personnel will be subject to a variety of side effects, including amnesia, nausea, headaches, and spontaneous rupture of internal organs. Proceed with caution.

[progeny-ex-machina]

I need a pocket dimension with an empty room or two to store/display mementos and cosplay stuff.

[progeny-ex-machina]

I know I’m going to feel lonely and insecure again soon enough, but today was a bright spot.

[progeny-ex-machina]

I’m having Finn. With friebdsss :D conventions are cool and this time I didn’t even have take a plane i took rain ins :D nap time now and then ksrsokerre

[progeny-ex-machina]

For some reason I’ve been having a new element in anxiety dreams, where I pull at my hair and an endless amount keeps coming out. This would have made sense once upon a time, but my hair hasn’t been long enough to pull since 2015. It’s always much longer in the dream than in reality and I’ve already started noticing that. “Wait, my hair isn’t this long, this must be a dream!”

So weird.

[progeny-ex-machina]

Discovery: I don’t usually feel gender dysphoria when I do Girl Things, but I do when my mom forces them on me. (There are really rare days when I look in the mirror and go “gah I’m not masc enough”, but usually it’s like, whatever.)

I almost feel bad for her. She wanted a daughter she could treat like a dressup doll and she got an autistic enby who wears the same plain clothes until they literally fall apart and lets their hair get two inches long before cutting it off.

[progeny-ex-machina]

My dash did a thing

[swordsoprano]

@massachusetts-official

[mbta-unofficial]

[cloudabserk]

i know adrian is widely headcanoned as green. but they could really be any color

[rougelucario5]

I don't think you can be redeemed.

[cloudabserk]

i know this is one of those hateful & misogynistic bots but i’d like to imagine they’re just very passionate about adrian being green

[progeny-ex-machina]

Excuse me I am 5 foot 4

[progeny-ex-machina]

I brought some water into my room to keep my mouth good while recording lines and someone decided it was his water #hiswater

[progeny-ex-machina]

I should make a new FL account and regain the patience I once learned from waiting minutes for actions, weeks for MMiDoS, and months for Trade Secrets.

The downside is that that account will never have some stuff from older times. Which sucks, but it’s not like I have everything I’ve ever attained on one account anyway. I got PPotAR and I’ll always have gotten it, so what should it matter now? This way I can pursue cool new stuff and get reacclimated to the game.

Seriously I checked my inventory and I don’t know what half this stuff is.

[beyondkami]

I saw "what if Light had a special interest in detectives and made content about them" and thought, what if Light shipped L's different identities with each other...

👀👀 oh god. imagine the world shipping coil x L or deneuve x L. anon you're a genius. Light writing enemies to lovers coil x deneuve x L

[progeny-ex-machina]

[progeny-ex-machina]

[progeny-ex-machina]

Stop fuckin ad-doing-thing tumblr I will never pay to avoid ads on a site that tries to manipulate me into paying by making ads increasingly obnoxious and hard to avoid or close. I’m talking about YOU Sporcle. Please tumblr don’t become that bad I’m begging you

This post is incoherently brought to you by zzzquil hallowed be its name

[progeny-ex-machina]

I thought "liberal" and "leftist" were the "good" terms, but now they're the ones that people I agree with are mocking. But none of them has said what they are. So for fuck's sake, what should I be calling myself??? What's the fucking term??? I've been wondering for fucking years now but never had the guts to ask anyone directly and I still don't.

[progeny-ex-machina]

I am sitting in a way so that my neck will definitely hurt later but Tony is sitting on me so I can’t move oh well 🤷

EDIT: I gave in and moved. He took it well.

[progeny-ex-machina]

The timing of my discovery of and addiction to the Death Note musical is actually hilariously coincidental. For me it was just like. Get into new thing. Oh, it has a musical!! Get into musical. Meanwhile the musical is actually being performed literally right now. Every time I see a post about it I’m like “wow, all these strangers are stalking my YouTube history for some reason” before I remember, no, it’s actually current.