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In today’s episode of It’s A Thought I Had So I Had To Do It, a fun-looking Hunger Games simulator came up on my dash and I couldn’t not populate it with Dirk Gently characters.

And we’re off to a flying fucking start with Tina Tevetino getting the munchies (entirely in-character) and the Brotzman siblings going toe-to-toe.

It’s the first full day and I’m a huge fan of Martin’s survival strategy, I feel like I too would be questioning my sanity and then singing myself to sleep.

Sammy is that one person at every sleepover who just won’t sleep.

Lieutenant Assistent’s Terrible, Horrible No-Good Very-Bad Day ends abruptly while Sherlock Hobbs goes fishing and Mona Wilder continues to be highly relatable.

Ken Adams manages to fend off around half of the remaining cast, Martin’s sleep deprivation gets worse and explosives are given to one of the least stable survivors…

… but that’s okay because Tina doesn’t give a shit about her explosives and decides to create an old-fashioned stabbing tool. Dirk discovers a cave. Silas Dengdamor decies that if he’s going to fish, he’s going to do it properly.

Jesus fucking Christ, Zimmerfield.

Oh no.

Zimmerfield what the fuck.

… and day five has escalated quickly.

#restintrees

Dirk tastes first blood.

Martin you utter walnut, this is what happens when you lose your glasses.

… an uneasy alliance forms.

ABORT MISSION.

At least Zimmerfield’s reign of terror has ended?

I feel so bad.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

Why are you all like this?

Good.

Panto bb no :’(

I regret everything.

I’m not having fun any more.

God damn it.

#fucking hell if this isn't the best thing I've ever seen

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It’s been a while have a Dirk

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Unless you were good enough to go to heaven or bad enough to go to hell, when you die you have to be a child’s imaginary friend. The child you have been assigned to is absolutely the worst and you hate being their imaginary friend.

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Dirk and Todd

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no no no that has so much potential though. Todd Brotzman, died alone in his house because of a freak gas accident. He’s never been a good person, yeah, but at least he can go to the afterlife, right?

Nope.

Instead, he’s assigned the most difficult case there is. A young child by the name of Svlad Cjelli. The goal? Keep him sane and happy throughout his shitty childhood, help him fulfill the goals the universe wants from him. That sounds… easy enough.

When he finds out where the child is, locked away where no one can ever find him, where he can’t even find himself… Todd realizes with an exasperated sigh that he’s become a single father other night.

And years later, when a case takes the man known as Dirk Gently to yet another magical artifact, resurrecting someone the universe deems “important”? When Todd opens his eyes to see a familiar face, grown up, and his baby sister to the side?

Yeah. This is gonna be fucked.

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oh my god but the opposite though

can you imagine Dirk whispering into little todd’s ear, or giving that disapproving stare when todd lies for the first time. todd doesn’t out grow his invisible friend, so dirk stays with him, gently guiding him towards adventure and constantly reaffirming him whenever he has doubts.

I can’t

S1 Amanda Brotzman!

#amanda brotzman #dirk gently #dirk gently’s holistic detective agency #brotzman #sketch #dghda s1 #dghda

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Dirk Gently is a way of Life and I mean that LITERALLY the entire philosophy of that show is a genuinely great one to live by

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Celebrate what is different – including what is different about yourself – for what is different is deserving of love and can save us all.

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Every action has a consequence so be cautious and not careless; but remember that every consequence will almost always open a door to a positive possibility.

Sometimes our worst enemies are the ones we least expect--but so are our best friends. Be careful how you treat each.

It doesn’t matter what toxic things you have done in your past, the only thing that matters is who you are right now and how you choose to keep living.

Don’t underestimate innocence. When pushed, the most innocent people (or kittens) are still capable of causing the most pain.

Life isn’t a thing to be pushed around by. Have fun with your life, be spontaneous, enjoy it!

Even in the darkest time of your life, there will always be people there to help you out.

When given the opportunity, always try to educate yourself. If not given the opportunity, then seek to find one (*cough cough, Friedkin, cough cough*)

Just because you don’t follow in the footsteps of your family, or doing what you’ve always wanted to do, doesn’t mean you aren’t doing great things.

No matter the conflict, your family will always be family. Similarly, you are the one who gets to chose your family. “Blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,”

And my favorite quote of all time, “You’ve been making choices out of desperation for too long, that much is obvious. Take control of your life! The instant you take control, interesting things will happen.”