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I think it’s worth mentioning that these are oil paintings, not photoshopped pictures. This guy is amazing, check him out.

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Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

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whateverdun

if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if I’m okay, or liked a post in which I was ranting about my bad day, or liked a selfie, or just anything nice like that- just know that I remember you, I am grateful for you, and you made my day better with your tiny gesture.

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REPRESENTATION MATTERS [X]

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Never forget that Harry asked Cornelius Fudge the minister of magic himself to sign his Hogsmeade permission slip. Go big or go home son

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what did this bird do

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I wish i had context on this

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here u go

rorytelling

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

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I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

justnexttotheblues

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

wilwheaton

I have this book, and it is one of the funniest things in my life.

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Is this Lucy Liu throwing a javelin in a dress and high heels

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Yes

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One of my history professors is this scarily intense German guy, and today we were talking about the peer reviewing process and how vicious some academics can get, so I casually asked him what the worst review he’d ever received was.

He became very stony-faced, looked off into the distance and said, completely deadpan and in his thick accent:

“It does not matter. They are dead now.”

I think my professor has killed a man.

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Goals

ulibeanzz

i hate how buzzfeed is always winning against me. i really honestly want to consider myself above clickbait…..but when i see an article on facebook titled “13 potatoes that look like channing tatum”……….