DEAD DOG DO NOT PET

20 . He It .

[projektbaphomet]

@ajarofpickledtears

[beardedmrbean]

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[javert]

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[animentality]

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[retroactivebakeries]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

also why we have backpacking while wearing ponchos and woolen clothes

[dogpuppy]

Occasionally I like to check in on sergi1995 on deviantart

Here are some of my favorites

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[beardedmrbean]

[real-language-facts]

undertale is french for "a dertale"

[dailycatsblog]

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

[argumate]

kind of crazy that the sun is the closest thing we have to an unholy seething vortex of magical energy, a pulsating orb that is periodically ripped by screaming flares that lash us with incredible ferocity from a hundred million miles away, and we're like mmm what a nice day! 😊

[musithical]

having the brain go "nope" when accidentally stumbling across a memory you arent supposed to know about is like the mental equivalent of walking face first into a glass door

[schlimdog]

theres a dhar mann waiting in the sky

what happens next will shock you, even bring tears to your eyes

theres a dhar mann waiting in the sky

he hated on the homeless they were rich dudes in disguise

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[dogpuppy]