Valentine's Asks for Zombieverse
“How’d you even know the month- Let alone the day?”
Actually- I used to be married.“
“You really think we should be celebrating that now?”
“Chocolate doesn’t go bad right?”
“The walkers will hear us if you moan like that.”
“I’m not sure it’s even February.”
“Well, it’s not like you had much choice in Valentine’s this year”
“Is alcohol a good Valentine?”
“I thought you’d like it- Wiped it free from blood.”
“It’s not that bloody.”
“Hah- Look how’s this for Valentine’s day.”
“It’s an actual heart, come on it’s funny!”
“I found it- on an infected- but I’m sure it’s still good.”
“Bullets! Tell me if that’s not perfect.”
“Sex here? But-”
“I actually sucked at Valentine’s day- back then.”
“We can’t really be married without a priest.”
“Oh- It’s expired- But it’s the thought that counts.”
“I can’t believe people celebrated this.”
“Valentine’s day doesn’t even matter any more!”
“Let’s board the doors- We’ll be here all night.”
“I think it’s diamond.”
“Let’s shower together- I mean it’s Valentine’s.”
“Not even the dead can say no to chocolates.”
“Shoot it in the heart! It’s a metaphor!”
“A dinner of- squirrels. How romantic.”
“I’ll wear it- but just this once.”
“Who will see us? The dead?”
“Do you think zombies have sex?”
“I actually hate chocolate.”
“Do you think walkers eat chocolate?”
“Just take it- since it’s today.”
“Don’t you know what day it is?”
“Are you sure Valentine’s wasn’t a week ago?”
“Romantic and bloody. Just my type.”
“No don’t literally shoot an arrow through my heart!”
“We can just steal their rings- They won’t miss them!”
“It kind of looks like a heart.”
“Let’s find water- Then we’ll talk.”
“If you kiss me, I’ll get it.”
“I dedicate that kill for you.”
“What do you mean? Killing the zombie was romantic!”
“I laid them in heart formation. What do you think?”
“The chocolate isn’t so bad.”
“Never can have a moment of privacy with these.”
“Never thought this is how I’d get proposed to.”
“Booze and bullets. I thought you’d like em’.”
“I think we’re alone now.”
“It’s been too long.”
“It’s just another day really, how can you tell the difference.’
“Oh I thought it was March.”
“It’s a ring- I found it.”
“See- that was an impressive kill. I’m the best valentine.”
