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@prometheusthethief
Everyone hit up that Alibaba site for some tools to make it easier on you to lift! This includes magnets, mobile tag detachers, and more!
Lol. Shoplifting is for poorfags.
I am a self-proclaimed poorfag
Hahahaaaa you're such a dumb faggot! Kill yourself. :)
I can't steal bleach. Too much of a chore
lifting from the dollar store is so easy. you gotta go at times when there arent a lot of people but they rarely have a lot of cameras. sometimes they have the really inconspicuous ones though so be careful
Thanks for the tip!
Anyone ever lifted from Dollar General? I've never done it there before but I might need to today...any advice?
8chan: Modern Patriarchy
 What is 8chan?  Well it is an image board a lot  like 4chan, which means users can post anonymously. It is also notorious for their boards like /baphomet/ where you can post onion links that leads to illegal content that site doesnât allow, /v/ where gamergate is now currently discussed, /pol/ for their politically incorrect views such as killing all Black and Jewish people, treating women like objects and promoting white supremacy. /b/ where child porn is sometimes posted and mods take over an hour to delete from itâs board. Even the creator of the site allowed the dox of Zoe Quinn to happen and started to harass her. They also harrassed fellow feminist Anita Sarkeesian, founder of Feminist Frequency, and leaked information such as her address. This website continues to run even though they broke several U.S laws. Why does this website still run?
Because it's not hosted in the U.S. You dumb cunt. BENJI WE HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING COWARD
Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.
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prometheusthethief:
polymathpolyglotpolyshit:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
I got caught
OMG are u ok what happened
Walmart loss prevention, but I thankfully got away!
Oh thank god
Can you explain more??
Like, how I fucked up or how you definitely know if loss prevention is onto you or not?
BOTH
So, we had taken orders and were in there way to long, but I think they just randomly profiled us because we were two teens. I had structured sports pack on and we slipped everything in there. I was waiting near the front for my friend to pull his car around and there were a couple walmart employees by the door. I should have dumped everything right then but I was a dumbass and wanted the shit I had. So I started walking out the door and was ten feet in front of the second door when two loss prevention officers grabbed me. One of them was a fat woman, the other was a hitman lookalike bald guy who was pretty fit. So they walkes me to their security office by the left side when leaving doors, and before we walked in a ducked and weaved, through them and out the door, they pursued me past the parking lot and onto the highway which is when he gave up, the fat woman was long behind. Watch out for customers if they see you running theyâll try to be a hero. Friend came back and picked me up an hour later when we knew it was clear.
This is why im fucking terrified of ever getting caught. Im such a shitty and slow runner. Any tips? Also, I keep hsaring Walmarts a hard place to lift from, are there any other places with really good Lp?
TargetâŠtarget has their shit on lock. They are even better than best buy, most of the new targets are laid out for open aisles to cameras with minimal watch needed, and they have plain clothes on the ground and staff watching the cameras almost 24/7. If you canât run, DO NOT lift at iffy places or places that are harder to lift from, just dont
GODDAMNIT TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU RECOMENDING THIS BULLSHIT TO ME?!
Shoplifting community needs to fucking stop. Stealing has fucking consequences which can be people losing their goddamn job. If you canât afford something, do some chores or get a damn job, even if itâs mowing peopleâs lawns or shoveling their walks.
Stop me yourself if youâre so damn set on it, if ya donât feel like taking the initiative fuck off. I do have a job, I shoplift for the fun of it and it saves time and money, not to mention how easy it is because the people working give 0 fucks about their jobs.
>I shoplift for fun >the people working give 0 fucks about their job
Oh you Smug little fucker. A boot shoved right up your ass is what you need.
Isnât this evidence enough to throw them in jail for 5-7 years? I wouldnât recommend it, but these are the type of people that NEED to be doxed.
They do nothing but drive up sales prices and make it harder for actual consumers to get shit.
Bring it on, try to dox me. Anyone that DIDNT READ THE FUCKING GUIDE I MADE TO STAYING ANONYMOUS, deserves to be caught, because damn, it's just so easy
You are disgusting, did you seriously call thick people "Ham planets". Let me guess, your an anorexic little fuck who thinks that just because people who are bigger than you are prettier than your bony ass, it's OK to pick on them. GO FUCK YOURSELF
Eh, I'm a guy, so I couldn't really care less if someone is better looking than me, just means I have that much more reason to hit the gym about 4-5 days a week. Healthy living is better living, and watching others waste precious life given to them is disgusting. I'm not anorexic either, I'm 5'8" and about 140 lbs, which is normal for anyone my size building muscle ;) đ
prometheusthethief:
polymathpolyglotpolyshit:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
I got caught
OMG are u ok what happened
Walmart loss prevention, but I thankfully got away!
Oh thank god
Can you explain more??
Like, how I fucked up or how you definitely know if loss prevention is onto you or not?
BOTH
So, we had taken orders and were in there way to long, but I think they just randomly profiled us because we were two teens. I had structured sports pack on and we slipped everything in there. I was waiting near the front for my friend to pull his car around and there were a couple walmart employees by the door. I should have dumped everything right then but I was a dumbass and wanted the shit I had. So I started walking out the door and was ten feet in front of the second door when two loss prevention officers grabbed me. One of them was a fat woman, the other was a hitman lookalike bald guy who was pretty fit. So they walkes me to their security office by the left side when leaving doors, and before we walked in a ducked and weaved, through them and out the door, they pursued me past the parking lot and onto the highway which is when he gave up, the fat woman was long behind. Watch out for customers if they see you running theyâll try to be a hero. Friend came back and picked me up an hour later when we knew it was clear.
This is why im fucking terrified of ever getting caught. Im such a shitty and slow runner. Any tips? Also, I keep hsaring Walmarts a hard place to lift from, are there any other places with really good Lp?
TargetâŠtarget has their shit on lock. They are even better than best buy, most of the new targets are laid out for open aisles to cameras with minimal watch needed, and they have plain clothes on the ground and staff watching the cameras almost 24/7. If you canât run, DO NOT lift at iffy places or places that are harder to lift from, just dont
GODDAMNIT TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU RECOMENDING THIS BULLSHIT TO ME?!
Shoplifting community needs to fucking stop. Stealing has fucking consequences which can be people losing their goddamn job. If you canât afford something, do some chores or get a damn job, even if itâs mowing peopleâs lawns or shoveling their walks.
Stop me yourself if youâre so damn set on it, if ya donât feel like taking the initiative fuck off. I do have a job, I shoplift for the fun of it and it saves time and money, not to mention how easy it is because the people working give 0 fucks about their jobs.
Just when I thought Iâd seen everything⊠Thereâs a shoplifting community?????? Woooow. A best friend of mine tried stealing from Walmart once and got caught. Had to pay $250 or else sheâd get a criminal record. Also was banned from any Walmart for 2 years.
Your friend must have been dumb as fuck. Rule one: Be able to outrun security
prometheusthethief:
polymathpolyglotpolyshit:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
I got caught
OMG are u ok what happened
Walmart loss prevention, but I thankfully got away!
Oh thank god
Can you explain more??
Like, how I fucked up or how you definitely know if loss prevention is onto you or not?
BOTH
So, we had taken orders and were in there way to long, but I think they just randomly profiled us because we were two teens. I had structured sports pack on and we slipped everything in there. I was waiting near the front for my friend to pull his car around and there were a couple walmart employees by the door. I should have dumped everything right then but I was a dumbass and wanted the shit I had. So I started walking out the door and was ten feet in front of the second door when two loss prevention officers grabbed me. One of them was a fat woman, the other was a hitman lookalike bald guy who was pretty fit. So they walkes me to their security office by the left side when leaving doors, and before we walked in a ducked and weaved, through them and out the door, they pursued me past the parking lot and onto the highway which is when he gave up, the fat woman was long behind. Watch out for customers if they see you running theyâll try to be a hero. Friend came back and picked me up an hour later when we knew it was clear.
This is why im fucking terrified of ever getting caught. Im such a shitty and slow runner. Any tips? Also, I keep hsaring Walmarts a hard place to lift from, are there any other places with really good Lp?
TargetâŠtarget has their shit on lock. They are even better than best buy, most of the new targets are laid out for open aisles to cameras with minimal watch needed, and they have plain clothes on the ground and staff watching the cameras almost 24/7. If you canât run, DO NOT lift at iffy places or places that are harder to lift from, just dont
GODDAMNIT TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU RECOMENDING THIS BULLSHIT TO ME?!
Shoplifting community needs to fucking stop. Stealing has fucking consequences which can be people losing their goddamn job. If you canât afford something, do some chores or get a damn job, even if itâs mowing peopleâs lawns or shoveling their walks.
Stop me yourself if youâre so damn set on it, if ya donât feel like taking the initiative fuck off. I do have a job, I shoplift for the fun of it and it saves time and money, not to mention how easy it is because the people working give 0 fucks about their jobs.
>I shoplift for fun >the people working give 0 fucks about their job
Oh you Smug little fucker. A boot shoved right up your ass is what you need.
Isnât this evidence enough to throw them in jail for 5-7 years? I wouldnât recommend it, but these are the type of people that NEED to be doxed.
They do nothing but drive up sales prices and make it harder for actual consumers to get shit.
Go for it, TRY to dox us. The ones who get doxed deserve it because they didnt take the right precautions online. But it's not like you have any proof they did it even if you did successfully dox them, you're going to report a roleplaying blog with pictures of shit on it? Good luck with that bud
prometheusthethief:
polymathpolyglotpolyshit:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
I got caught
OMG are u ok what happened
Walmart loss prevention, but I thankfully got away!
Oh thank god
Can you explain more??
Like, how I fucked up or how you definitely know if loss prevention is onto you or not?
BOTH
So, we had taken orders and were in there way to long, but I think they just randomly profiled us because we were two teens. I had structured sports pack on and we slipped everything in there. I was waiting near the front for my friend to pull his car around and there were a couple walmart employees by the door. I should have dumped everything right then but I was a dumbass and wanted the shit I had. So I started walking out the door and was ten feet in front of the second door when two loss prevention officers grabbed me. One of them was a fat woman, the other was a hitman lookalike bald guy who was pretty fit. So they walkes me to their security office by the left side when leaving doors, and before we walked in a ducked and weaved, through them and out the door, they pursued me past the parking lot and onto the highway which is when he gave up, the fat woman was long behind. Watch out for customers if they see you running theyâll try to be a hero. Friend came back and picked me up an hour later when we knew it was clear.
This is why im fucking terrified of ever getting caught. Im such a shitty and slow runner. Any tips? Also, I keep hsaring Walmarts a hard place to lift from, are there any other places with really good Lp?
TargetâŠtarget has their shit on lock. They are even better than best buy, most of the new targets are laid out for open aisles to cameras with minimal watch needed, and they have plain clothes on the ground and staff watching the cameras almost 24/7. If you canât run, DO NOT lift at iffy places or places that are harder to lift from, just dont
GODDAMNIT TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU RECOMENDING THIS BULLSHIT TO ME?!
Shoplifting community needs to fucking stop. Stealing has fucking consequences which can be people losing their goddamn job. If you canât afford something, do some chores or get a damn job, even if itâs mowing peopleâs lawns or shoveling their walks.
Stop me yourself if youâre so damn set on it, if ya donât feel like taking the initiative fuck off. I do have a job, I shoplift for the fun of it and it saves time and money, not to mention how easy it is because the people working give 0 fucks about their jobs.
>I shoplift for fun >the people working give 0 fucks about their job
Oh you Smug little fucker. A boot shoved right up your ass is what you need.
Why donât you fuck off you little SJW/white knight cunt. I dont need your beta shit creeping into my notifications
I feel like this guy found a way to synthesize a physical form of 4chan, and then injected the shit right into his arm.
I donât think IVing drugs is the safest option you can find, even though bioavailability might be higher through that route. What ever you do though, stay safe and have a nice day!
What the hell even is this post?
To summarize: {original post}
âHAHAHA I shoplifted, than almost got caughtâ âHAHAHAA shoplifting is fun!!!â âGuys, shoplifting is serious business. You have to be CAREFUL when shopliftingâ
{posterâs post}
Guys, no shoplifting. Bad bad bad. (Slightly rudeâŠ)
{next}
FUCK YOU ALL I SHOPLIFT FOR FUN AND AM CURRENTLY DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY!!!!
Basically đđ
Just a reminder that most of you have beautifil souls and to keep on moving forward :)
prometheusthethief:
polymathpolyglotpolyshit:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
prometheusthethief:
freeforshe:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
liftbbygrl:
prometheusthethief:
I got caught
OMG are u ok what happened
Walmart loss prevention, but I thankfully got away!
Oh thank god
Can you explain more??
Like, how I fucked up or how you definitely know if loss prevention is onto you or not?
BOTH
So, we had taken orders and were in there way to long, but I think they just randomly profiled us because we were two teens. I had structured sports pack on and we slipped everything in there. I was waiting near the front for my friend to pull his car around and there were a couple walmart employees by the door. I should have dumped everything right then but I was a dumbass and wanted the shit I had. So I started walking out the door and was ten feet in front of the second door when two loss prevention officers grabbed me. One of them was a fat woman, the other was a hitman lookalike bald guy who was pretty fit. So they walkes me to their security office by the left side when leaving doors, and before we walked in a ducked and weaved, through them and out the door, they pursued me past the parking lot and onto the highway which is when he gave up, the fat woman was long behind. Watch out for customers if they see you running theyâll try to be a hero. Friend came back and picked me up an hour later when we knew it was clear.
This is why im fucking terrified of ever getting caught. Im such a shitty and slow runner. Any tips? Also, I keep hsaring Walmarts a hard place to lift from, are there any other places with really good Lp?
TargetâŠtarget has their shit on lock. They are even better than best buy, most of the new targets are laid out for open aisles to cameras with minimal watch needed, and they have plain clothes on the ground and staff watching the cameras almost 24/7. If you canât run, DO NOT lift at iffy places or places that are harder to lift from, just dont
GODDAMNIT TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU RECOMENDING THIS BULLSHIT TO ME?!
Shoplifting community needs to fucking stop. Stealing has fucking consequences which can be people losing their goddamn job. If you canât afford something, do some chores or get a damn job, even if itâs mowing peopleâs lawns or shoveling their walks.
Stop me yourself if youâre so damn set on it, if ya donât feel like taking the initiative fuck off. I do have a job, I shoplift for the fun of it and it saves time and money, not to mention how easy it is because the people working give 0 fucks about their jobs.
>I shoplift for fun >the people working give 0 fucks about their job
Oh you Smug little fucker. A boot shoved right up your ass is what you need.
Why don't you fuck off you little SJW/white knight cunt. I dont need your beta shit creeping into my notifications
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