[adamtotscomix]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! I am rebranding this page to only feature CHRISTIAN content, as to better reflect my identity as a straight Christian conservative FAMILY MAN. I am filled with the Holy Spirit and I am now accepting auditions for a wife who is humble and focused on producing a family of ONLY BOY CHILDREN. Do not apply if you cannot provide sons. I look forward to sharing my new Chris†ian Comix™ with all you fierce divas! Stay tuned and stay in CHURCH!

#blessed #faith #bible #blessed #churchmemes #faithful #jockstrap #bagelbites

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you’ll never be him

[despazito]

love my pumpkin

[despazito]

violence my pumpkin

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[energyprison]

I have to make the bed but hes in the way

[energyprison]

Be sealed for all time

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[wolfer-aid]

i thro my hands up in the air some time

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[slimemode]

the what will hatch

[jdididydog]

give me one thousing dollars 💵💸

[drifting-blue]

wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

[marinella-ela]

[ackwardroots-deactivated2022090]

[who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat]

call my girl the bit the way im committed to her

[curseworm]

call my girl the bit the way im chomping at her

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

[redchrominance]

and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3 

[taran-wanderer]

Isn't faggot rock that jim henson show

[staticyuroboros]

(done by @stupid-idiot-mailman​ ty bestieee)