Prom Knight

Perpetually too laid-back

[noirnil]

[a-titty-ninja]

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

by エビ桃

[motocross-arts]

[bumbleshark]

i dont think i need a 40 min explaination as to why i wouldnt last 10 minutes against a physical manifestation of my internal hell

[fujikomeanie]

Nishioka Kyoudai / Kafka classics in comics

[kokomiin]

[oxu-moved]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[numahachi]

If the nichijou is succeful (with the sales) do you think there Will be a tiny chance of getting season 2?

[jeffgerstmann]

[reimu-archive-2]

im making coffee. and guess what? YOU get one

[touhouweed]

oh hey thanks!

*begins steeping a teabag in it*

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

*mixes in a ramen seasoning packet*

[reimu-archive-2]

[thehivemindwrites]

HEY HIVE HOW’S QUARANTINE TREATING YOU?

Well, I wrote this fucking thing after an offhanded comment made while watching a livestream of someone playing through an old Nancy Drew game, so how the fuck do you think I’m doing?

Keep reading

[lesbianshepard]

[winedarkarchive-deactivated2023]

the parthenon at the acropolis of athens

photo by me

[thoodleoo]

“odysseus is sexy and has big thighs” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame,when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. “they’re right” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 3rd row stands: homer himself 

[thoodleoo]

how to make posca because fuck everything

step 1: first of all there’s no actual ancient recipe for this shit, which is good because it sucks. but you’re making this disgusting concoction of sour wine and stale water anyway because you want to spit in the face of god

step 2: get yourself about a cup and a half of water. heat that shit up unless you want to drink it with a solid glob of honey in it like some kind of animal

step 3: think on what you’ve done in your life that’s brought you so low that you’re actually making this swill. the world is falling apart around you and yet you’re standing here making a drink designed for roman soldiers to choke down foul, likely contaminated water. do you fancy yourself hadrian, refusing sweet honeyed wine in favor of looking like one of your soldiers? or is it a morbid curiosity about the day-to-day life of an ancient past that draws you to drink of its long-forgotten wells? time and nature have labored together to bring this opportunity to you, and yet you must wonder- is this really going to be worth it? is anything?

step 4: oh hey your water’s boiling

step 5: take that feisty lad off the heat and start stirring in a tablespoon of honey and 1-2 tablespoons of red wine vinegar, depending on how impious you’re feeling. oh god, is it supposed to smell that bad? don’t worry, it is

step 6: steel yourself to take your first taste as the stench of vinegar wafts around your nose. surely just one tiny little sip won’t be so bad….oh fuck, nevermind, this shit sucks!

step 7: contemplate dumping the whole thing down the drain, but ultimately refrain. after all, it was your own hubris that brought you to this point. now you must stand before the gods and face the consequences of your actions

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

https://youtu.be/YTo75d2ZV0c