Shit We Say

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Sirius: ...and Harry

James: Who?

Sirius: ...my... godson?

James, sleep deprived and horrified: I forgot my son existed

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So it’s been um 2 years since @drarryslashhelpplz tagged us, however, that is still technically the future and a long long time ago Mod Padfoot drunkenly answered a tag game (and signed it as me, oh Pads no) and specifically said that I would not not do the same tag in the future. Which is a long winded way of saying here are 10 fun facts about Mod Prongs!

1. I moved to Bulgaria when I was 13 and my family have lived there in some capacity for a decade now

2. I do not drink red wine (I do like a glass of white or rose if you’re offering though....)

3. I changed my name when I went to university

4. Mod Padfoot and I lived together for 2 years and had some of these quotes on our living room wall

5. I accidentally came out to my brother as bi by making a truly awful joke about my hat being as straight as I wasn’t (he laughed, it’s cool)

6. I have never attended an official pride parade in the country I was born in

7. I have been playing D&D regularly for nearly 2 years and have recently branched into GMing my own RPG 

8. One of my D&D characters worked out I was genderflux before I did

9. I am currently studying a Masters degree in Musical Theatre

10. I once recited an entire monologue from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? drunk, under a table, at 7pm on a Tuesday. 

- Mod Prongs (no, really, it is me this time, I swear)

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WE’RE NOT DEAD!

Hello! Mod Prongs here! It’s been some time, we may have accidentally sort of forgotten we existed for a bit, but we are back now, and more mischief shall follow soon! There are more than 5000 of you now???? Not sure what to do with that information, but hey, welcome to the insanity!

- Mod Prongs

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Peter: Why is it called dogging?

Remus: ...

Sirius: ...

James, glaring at them both: dogs often have sex in the woods

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We were tagged by @drarryslashhelpplz for the ten fun facts challenge! Mod Padfoot is going to be answering, because Mod Padfoot is bored and Mod Prongs is in Bulgaria; I don’t promise Prongs won’t do this in the future.

1. If my last post didn’t clue you in... I’m currently on my fifth drink

2. I’ve just finished my degree in English Literature!

3. I wrote my dissertation on Irish representation in the Harry Potter series

4. My main blog is (supposed to be) dedicated to promoting my own novel

5. I have been writing seriously for 14 years

6. Padfoot was my first proper nickname

7. I have a really bad (or good...?) habit of saying one liners just as my friends are taking a sip/bite of whatever they’re eating/drinking and making them choke

8. I like vinegar, like, an excessive amount, and it grosses Prongs out

9. The majority of these posts are either verbatim or paraphrastic of conversations Prongs and I have actually had

10. Prongs and I actually became friends because in a seminar we had together I made a Harry Potter joke, and she was the only one who laughed.

I’m not going to tag anyone (honestly feel a bit too awkward), but anyone who wants to, please consider yourself tagged!!

Mod Prongs

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MOD POST:

Hey guys! Mod Padfoot here! Neither of us have ever made a mod post, nor have we ever given our personal blogs out or anything. We honestly never expected this blog to get so huge. All of our posts have been in jokes between two friends who call ourselves Prongs and Padfoot, we did not think for a second we were entertaining anyone except ourselves. But there are nearly 2,500 of you! So I thought it was time we spoke to you directly. For two reasons: 1) as I said, the sheer number of you, and how enthusiastic you’ve been about what we’re doing; 2) because I’m honestly a little tipsy and bored, and someone tagged us in a challenge!

But yeah, basically thank you so much for your reaction to this blog, it’s been unbelievable. Prongs and I have been finishing essays, so we haven’t had a lot of time for posting, but we’re both finished now, so more posts are in the offing. But we do regularly check follow count/post notes and we’re stunned every time. Prong actually had someone she knows IRL show her one of our posts, which is insane! All I say say, basically, is thank you. Also, a couple of you already have, but if anyone ever wants to chat, feel free to message or dm us!

Lots of love,

Padfoot x

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I feel fancy, even though I'm not wearing socks

James Potter’s deer thoughts

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Prof. McGonagall: Mr. Black, please stop referring to your wand as an 'epic fuck off stick'

Remus: that wasn't what he was referring to, Professor

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Prof. McGonagall: Not everything is about puns, Mr Black

Sirius: *muttering* all the good things are

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Sirius: I'm being serious!

James: no, you're being stupid

Remus: that's what he said

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James: OUCH!

Sirius: What?! What happened?!

James: I forgot I wasn't wearing my glasses and I poked myself in the eye trying to push them up my nose.

Sirius: ohmygod

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Moony moony moony moony! AHA AHA AHAAAA!

(to the tune of Ruby by Kaisers Chiefs) Sirius Black, with James Potter on harmonies 

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Sirius Black, the git that keeps on giving.

James Potter, at some point, probably

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Bring it on boy, I've won national bake offs!

Sirius Black

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James: We need to sleep

Sirius: I'm too busy being gay to sleep

Remus: *hits him with a pillow*

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Moony Moony Moony Moony Moony Moony Moony Moony WAKE UP!

(to the Batman theme tune) Sirius Black, right before being stupefied by his boyfriend at 6 am.

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WHY IS IT THAT I CAN NEVER MAKE YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS YOU MAKE ME SUFFER???!!!

James Potter to Sirius Black