I've come to make an announcement:
General Lee's a bitch-ass motherfucker.
He pissed on my fucking Union. That's right. He took his traitor fuckin' Confederate dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING Union, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting.
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. General Lee, you got a small dick. It's the size of this state except WAY smaller
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And guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE:
That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my Union so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Virginia. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Virginia .
I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the SOUTH!
How do you like that, JEFFERSON DAVIS? I PISSED ON THE SOUTH YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit FUCKING VIRGINA, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
