Loser cougar preying upon you. Badly. Is that anything
She tries to hit on you by saying how much younger you must be based on when you were in high school but she fucks up the math really bad. Sips her whiskey on the rocks real smooth like but gags a little bc she really only drinks PBRs.
I don't know why this idea has such a grip on me. I could be on either end of this. Like hey babygirl wanna see my strap game, it's clumsy and frantic like I can't get it in you fast enough but my spatial reasoning kinda sucks so it takes me 3 tries to get harnessed up. And the response of, fucking yes for the love god I'm soaking through my panties please fucking hurry. Hold on it's inside out. No put your leg through this way
