the coldest star in the sky

Lillian. 33. California.

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[lucidseduction]

[bullysquadess]

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

[bourneblack-deactivated20240910]

Where the woman has equal agency in the relationship and the man heavily hints at getting pegged

[nightlock]

scream

[bluef00t]

“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

[peachdoxie]

#see also: the exact feeling im trying to convey with my sentences doesnt get across the same way without that specific word

[harlequinnade-deactivated201903]

[super-metroid]

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

[super-metroid]

washing machine: open, honest, shows you how its cleaning your clothes

dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret

[snuv]

*befriends your bloodline and aids your family for generations to come*

[shock]

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

[officialmitski]

the beach boys were right.....it would be nice

[magical-tigerfucker-deactivated]

has this been done before?

[hawlucha]

catch me at the tavern in this set & the town nobles are bald!! gagging on their pheasant and peas!

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[uwugenides]

I am psyched

Cannot wait

[rvnoir]

Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[higgsboshark]

Plus, for the first couple of days you also feel constantly Confused and Attracted and where is the Hot Guy™? And then you realize that the Hot Guy™ was you all along.

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[sovietnam]