that one picture of geralt in the bathtub

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[zrivie]

witness me, old man, i am the wild - the amazing devil, the horror and the wild

[zrivie]

you, you touch, my skin peels off like paint - that unwanted animal, the amazing devil

[aidashakur]

anything for my favorite girl (me)

[kaciart]

Storytime

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[vesemirsexual]

i always giggle when i see geralt drawn or written as kinky or really sexually adventurous because i just think of the

geralt: yennefer can we please just have vanilla sex on a bed, please,

yennefer, wearing her lingerie worth more than some families earn in a lifetime, in her room of unique oddities including what appears to be a preserved troll dick: get on the the unicorn bitch boy

[zrivie]

witcher + reductress headlines (pt 7)

[zrivie]

if i don't make it back from where i've gone / just know i loved you all along - inkpot gods, the amazing devil

[zriviepotions]

Superior Blizzard

2 oz sea buckthorn-inflused gin*

2/3 oz myrtle-calendula simple syrup**

¼ oz lemon juice

3-4 dashes fee brothers foam OR 1 egg white

4-5 drops mossy mushroom bitters***

Pinch of blue spirulina

Pinch of green edible glitter

Tonic

Combine gin, simple syrup, lemon juice, fee foam, blue spirulina, and glitter in a shaker. Shake with ice for ~1 minute and strain liquid into glass. When there is only foam left in the shaker, add mossy mushroom bitters and shake for a few more seconds before straining the foam into the glass. Top with tonic.

*combine ~1tbsp dried sea buckthorn berries and ~8oz of your favourite gin in a jar. Let sit for 4-5 days, shaking occasionally.

**combine ½ c water and ½ c sugar in a small saucepan. 2-3 tablespoons dried calendula petals and 1-2 tablespoons dried myrtle leaves. Heat on medium-high until sugar is dissolved, then turn off heat and let it sit covered for a  few hours.

***I don’t have exact measurements for this, but here’s the basic gist; Start with 151 proof spirit and add a 10-mushroom powder blend, oakmoss, usnea, and cedar wood shavings. Let it infuse for 2-3 weeks, shaking daily. Strain, bottle, and done!

I’m really excited about the way these mossy mushroom bitters turned out! For some reason I just love anything that tastes like a wet forest. The sea buckthorn and myrtle give this a nice bright flavor to balance out the wet forest undertone xx

[zrivie]

do y’all remember when jaskier canonically sang “i’m weak my love, and i am wanting” at geralt? I do.

[zrivie]

i’m not gonna lie homies, i miss this.

[bluedillylee]

The original artist who made this funny comic- I’m just making a witcher version

Geralt’s age is all over the place in the various adaptations so I compromised by choosing none of them lol

[onlymagpie]

Hanza :) Trying a different rendering technique.

(Angoulême design inspired by @kashuan 's artwork!!)

[relmint]

Some geraskier because why not

[endiness]

Just trying to work out what pleases me.

[helpfulhellhounds]

“Stay with me.”

Thanks to everyone who participated in my impromptu prompt fest the other day! This prompt from @onecornflower got the most likes. I appreciate the inspiration! ❤️

[Image Description: A digital painting of Geralt holding a bloody, barely conscious Jaskier in his arms. Geralt wears a helpless expression; Jaskier is struggling to keep his eyes open. Behind them is a barren forest with the first hint of snowfall. End ID.]

[matcchio]

Reading The Witcher was my the funniest choice in my life [EN version for nonpolish friends]

[zrivie]

jaskier @ yennefer: i want to fuck you so bad it makes me look stupid

jaskier @ geralt: i want to fuck you so bad it makes YOU look stupid

[witch-and-her-witcher]

"Let's talk, lola. I need this conversation. They say silence is golden. Maybe it is ... It's easier for you. Yes it is, don't deny it. You're silent through choice; you've made it a sacrifice to your goddess. I don't believe ..."

-Geralt, The Last Wish