Puckerman.

twenty-seven. netflix prop master. bitten season 2. certified kosher meat. [rp account]

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apabrams​:

Nope, I’ve never actually had the chance to but you’re kind of making a case for it. Really? Man, that sounds so good. Aw that’s cool, either way you get an adventure out of it then. How long have you been doing this for?

You should really check it out.  It’s pretty chill.  Hell yeah!  It’s sort of like combining treasure hunting and restoration.  It’s time consuming and hard labor, but work the blood, sweat, and tears.  How long have I been doing props?  About ten years.  I was fresh outta high school when I really got started and I futzed around on some low budget sets in Houston for a while until I really started to get the hang of it.  Now I’m here and Netflix is a fucking beast to work for.

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perfectlymarleyrose​:

Oh my goodness. Are you going to start calling me the Care Bear names?

Pft no.  Why would you ever think that, Laugh-A-Lot?

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💬 puck ↔️ harmony

Harmony: You sound like a 40 year old, right now.

Harmony: Very true.

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Harmony: Thanks for the invite, Puck. I'm kind of annoyed that I can't see my parents so this will be a very entertaining distraction. I'm well aware that I'm in my mid-twenties but I miss them.

Puck: I do not.

Puck: People are always surprised when I have good ideas and shit. I'm not dumb...I can be an idiot, but I'm not dumb.

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Puck: Full disclosure, I was kinda glad NY didn't work out. I was hoping to spend a couple days just kickin' it with you.

Puck: I know you miss your family. And honestly if you need some help money wise to go see them sooner rather than later, I can help you out.

Puck: I'm just gonna be selfish this time.

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text ✉ puck & finn

Finn: That's fair. Truckin' to the dog park is kind of a hassle sometimes.

Puck: Fun for the pooch, tho. They love that shit.

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💬 puck ↔️ harmony

Harmony: When did you get so wise, Puckerman? I'll make sure I keep what you said in the mind the next time Santana and I are both hanging around the craft service table.

Harmony: Of course it is. Though I'm definitely not complaining.

Puck: I've got a lifetime of knowledge, sweetheart.

Puck: You never have before. I'm nothing if not consistent.

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text ✉ puck & finn

Finn: They'll definitely do that. There's no way to ignore 'em scratching at the bed to go outside.

Puck: For sure. Although I feel like a dog needs a yard. Maybe once I get a bigger place I'll think about getting one.

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💬 puck ↔️ harmony

Harmony: Santana has literally said three words to me the entire time we've worked together.

Harmony: I guess I could try to interact with her more. Find out what she likes and start from there?

Harmony: Stop it, I am excited.

Harmony: But yes, that does sweeten the deal. I'll totally pack that lingerie set that you really like.

Puck: It's a front. She's all bark and no bite.

Puck: Exactly. Show her you've got the skills to bring your character to life. To make her a fan favorite. The leads are never the ones the fans love the most. They get boring. It's the ones who seem mysterious that always catch the audience's eye.

Puck: You better be.

Puck: Now that's more like it. 😉

Puck: Let's be real here, my duffel is gonna be packed with boxers and condoms.

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perfectlymarleyrose​:

I’m…thank you? I think?

You’re welcome, Tender Heart.

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💬 puck ↔️ harmony

Harmony: I'm glad you think so but so far I'm getting nowhere with Shelby or Will. They barely notice that I exist.

Harmony: San Diego? I've actually never been but I wouldn't be against going. It might be nice to get out of LA for a few days.

Puck: You know who you need to get buddy buddy with? Santana. She's the writer. Make your character spark something for her to want to write. That's your in.

Puck: You don't sound too excited...

Puck: Drinks, dancing, rolling orgasms in a hotel room with an ocean view.

Puck: Does any of that sweeten the deal?

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text ✉ puck & finn

Finn: Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Plus having him at home is fun. Built in exercise.

Puck: That's true. Sometimes I need something to motivate me to get off my ass.

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perfectlymarleyrose​:

It’s something I do for others. If there’s something I noticed someone really likes I’ll make it more often than not just to see their happy faces.

That’s about the sweetest damn thing I’ve ever heard.  You’re like a fucking Care Bear only way hotter.

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💬 puck ↔️ harmony

Harmony: It's fine. It's just the life of an extra who earns just enough to get by I suppose. Which I'll take over being a bartender who earns just enough to get by. Serving drunk people is the actual worst.

Puck: You won't be an extra forever.

Puck: Hell...you probably won't even be an extra another season. You're total regular material.

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Puck: I know it's not NY, but I was planning to head down to San Diego for a couple days. Wanna come with?

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💬 puck ↔️ harmony

Puck: Hey...

Puck: I see you're not going to NY. That fucking blows. I'm sorry.

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text ✉ puck & finn

Finn: Dude, I'm telling you. When I take my dog out on the trails, there's always at least two girls trying to talk to me 'cause of him.

Puck: Huh...yeah...instant chick magnet. I'll have to remember that.

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starletpearce​:

And just like that, all of my compliments have mysteriously disappeared.

Rude.

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text ✉ puck & finn

Finn: Totally. They think you're like 10x hotter when you know how to talk to one. Like how walking through a park with a puppy makes you way more attractive.

Puck: Right?

Puck: You make a good point...I might need to think about getting a puppy.

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starletpearce​:

Thankfully you aren’t one of them. Which makes you way hotter just FYI.

I’m liking all this ego stroking.  Please...continue.