Prosper

Adult. Fictive.

[prosperenglish]

Hello, my name is Prosper English. I am an introject from the "Evil Genius" trilogy of books. But I'm a cat anthro now.

I am an adult. MDNI, there will be adult topics.

[teaboot]

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

[prescription-cactus]

*cradles your face lovingly* hey. i spilled superglue on my hands

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[reapkusho]

@funnier-with-narcpd

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

some of you just need to be raped in your sleep by someone who loves you too much to wait huh

[domdraven]

Is this what you need, you little victim? To be tied up so you can pretend like you weren't asking for it? To have some deniability when your body shakes around my cock. You can moan into the tape, rock your hips against me. We'll both pretend like we didn't see. Pathetic slut.

[lamentelle]

do you get horny and think of me or do you think of me and get horny

[narcissisticdaddy-deactivated20]

Why should I stop now? You fucking wanted this, didn’t you? You knew what I was capable of and you still couldn’t resist. Now behave, or you’re really going to get hurt.

[schlimdog-deactivated20260810]

[you wake up tied to a chair in my basement] yes! i have captured you. [looks around expectantly] so. …… [pokes your head] bet you didn’t like that huh. [does it again] okay i’m bored what do i do [poke] okay just chill down here for a bit i’m gonna make some delicious Orville Redenbacher ™️ Popcorn. [goes up the basement stairs but stops halfway] and you’re not getting any. [goes up a couple more steps but pauses and goes back down a little again] because i’m evil and mean. [waits for a moment before sighing and going back to you] isn’t that upsetting. you look bored. [thinks for a bit longer and then goes back upstairs, returning after a few minutes with a bag of tasty buttery Orville Redenbacher ™️ Popcorn, sits down across from you and maintains eye contact while eating the whole bag] it really is very good

[prosperenglish]

Cadel: *crossdressing for disguise, notices prosper staring* "Oh do I remind you of my mother? Are you getting all sad and weird because I look like my murdered dead mom, you old bastard??"

Prosper: *to alias* "... Hes not like, so beautiful its a problem, right? You dont think my cross dressing son is so sexy pedestrians will stop their cars and ask for pictures do you?"

Alias: "What the fuck are you talking about"

[prosperenglish]

Lest you think I am exaggerating

[prosperenglish]

Prosper English is so funny like

"I will kill your friend if you don't cooperate. Okay how many poptarts do you want?"

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[prosperenglish]

Prosper: (about cadel apologizing for a traumatic event) Stop apologizing Cadel, its a nasty habit!

Also Prosper: *apologizes to his employee for making him drive an hour*

[peppysinc]

The way Prosper English thinks about the small details of Cadel's life..

[elmelloill]

“A man was draped over the second-floor banisters. He was tall and thin and wore a tweed jacket. His thick, dark hair was going gray. “That’s the bathroom,” he remarked in a soothing voice with a cultured English accent. “I’m afraid my office is at the top, here.””

—

Catherine Jinks, Evil Genius

I think by this point I already loved him….

[prosperenglish]

Cadel: *crossdressing for disguise, notices prosper staring* "Oh do I remind you of my mother? Are you getting all sad and weird because I look like my murdered dead mom, you old bastard??"

Prosper: *to alias* "... Hes not like, so beautiful its a problem, right? You dont think my cross dressing son is so sexy pedestrians will stop their cars and ask for pictures do you?"

Alias: "What the fuck are you talking about"

[prosperenglish]

I bet fabius is glad I made my own blog instead of stealing his now