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galgorithm-deactivated20260512

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

callmebliss-got-swamped

They are both right

evilsanlang

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

evilsanlang

sorry I felt like lying

Why is this mother fucker still allowed to tweet can he just die already

hotvampireadjacent

People have guessed that it’s his pr tweet posting for him which, if true, that would be only slightly less funny than it coming from him in prison.

That would mean his pr team is rping as him in jail.

chewedcorn

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

anatomiau-deactivated20240816

kontextmaschine

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

sighinastorm

Could you not before?

kontextmaschine

No, I was straight my whole life, I actually tried "bihacking" myself as a teen but while I succeeded in dispelling any aversion to m/m sexuality I ultimately had to accept I was just not into it. But in 2020 I caught Covid before vaccines existed, it spread to my brain and caused enough damage there that my existing personality was no longer viable, and after a period of depersonalization I generated a new one that is different in some major respects, including being bisexual.