Waiting for XBX2

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[drdaanvondutch]

steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[em-theforeverdm]

Calling boobs with implants "fake boobs" is weird as hell. Like they're literally still boobs??? Like are we gonna call a well made salad with dressing "fake food" as if it isn't still perfectly edible and enjoyable? Are electric cars "fake cars" even tho they are perfectly capable of getting you where you wanna go? They aren't fake boobs they aren't faking anything. They're literally boobs.

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[thedarkqueensreblogs]

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

[frankiedotbiz]

what is the coal doing to the water

[dkpsyhog]

Makes sense to me

[thyrell]

i think the same way late 00's-early 10's digital design is remembered for skeuomorphism, "frutiger aero", etc, and late 10's-early 20's is remembered for flat, clean, simple design, whatever design movement we're currently in is gonna be remembered for putting fancy directional lighting on everything for no god damn reason

[thyrell]

like tell me why i updated to windows 11 and now my eye emoji has RTX tech demo lighting are you fucking serious

[ouroborosorder]

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

[ouroborosorder]

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[calmtonight]

how it feels to see a post containing a vaguely factually inaccurate sentiment about a subject on which you are disgustingly overinformed

[nanatuki5]

[katiebuggs]

Cannot believe this

[giritina]

Awesome cartoon otaku tweet

[ntrider]

mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

Goku doesn't do that.

[ntrider]

Goku deliberately goes easy on people to analyze their fighting style in like 10 fights minimum

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

list them in order

[ntrider]

chapter 92

chapter 103

chapter 129

chapter 183

chapter 309 (kind of)

chapter 403 gohan acknowledges this is a thing goku does

and then there's the Vegeta fight in Buu saga which was him holding back but for entirely different reasons

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

[reikacchan]

I'm seated

[sumidolce]

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[notbecauseofvictories]

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.