'With her nose stuck in a book...'

Come be friendly and say Hi. I don't bite, often.

[catsbeaversandducks]

10 Cats Who Don’t See The Point In Wrapping Christmas Presents 

“Oh c'mon, you know I’m going to rip it up anyway.”

All Photos via Simon’s Cat Facebook Page  Please click on each one for more info.

[baawri]

[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[breaktotheotherside]

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

[blackbirdyflying]

@zoeclipp

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Happy Thanksgiving from Texts From Superheroes.

  Keep reading

[ketrinadrawsalot]

If you’ve had a bad day, Sheila wants to help you out!

[nonehell]

@trilliumrising

[tastefullyoffensive]

Halloween Pinterest Fails (photos via bored panda) More Pinterest Fails

[houndovlov]

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if 2015 looks like this because Doc and Marty screwed it up.

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[bookoisseur]

NEVER FORGET THAT PORCUPINES MAKE NOISES.

[iguanamouth]

Ok I've got a concept for yah: a snake, but on the tip of his tail, a boot

[offireandwaves]

[use-your-glutes-sven-deactivate]

wow that cat is really good at organizing colours 

[best-of-memes]

[elyvesian]

reblog if ur also a socialist lesbian divorcee witch that kills children

[theinturnetexplorer]

forever awkward

[wilwheaton]

(via Cyanide & Happiness (Explosm.net))

[littleharleythings-blog]

[dutchstore]

girl at a very important audition forgets her keyboard is in sound effect mode by chloe lmao