not as cute as nabokov

Blog of Lavendar Jubilee! Aspiring writer, piss-poor musician, attempting burlesque. Occasionally NSFW (probably).I have a tattoo of a sloth

[nessa007]

Sister Michael: An Icon DERRY GIRLS (2018 - 2022)

[sloppystyle]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[catboyattorney]

no little german boy don't go into the gay bar

[kiera--b]

oh mein gott zees is klub full of untz untzen

[s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r]

Rami Wants a Treat

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I thought this was the intro to some gay porn

[mioxenoblade]

This is why he killed James Bond

[theorganasolo]

Reblog to have Carrie Fisher blow you a kiss

[nutricyst]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[punkrock-bottom]

[gayweeb]

[retrotvblr]

THE MUPPET SHOW (1976 - 1981)  —1.19 Special Guest: Vincent Price

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[espn3]

when comedy began

[dankmemeuniversity]

[samwellwinchesterthebrave]

[aus-yeezus]

[omgislena-blog]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thewordywarlock]

if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point

[pixelwishess]

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

[byelacey]

i want to be annoyed that the bi loveseat is just a fun and quirky reminder that biphobia exists but the creepy plastic hands combined with a “nobody believes you” cushion just makes it fucking immaculate biphobia horror couch

[allycryz]

I love this but not for the intended reason

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[elfyourmother]

I hate everyone that made me see this

[abandonrun]

several of these are like designed to never be sat on

[swurp]

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

[yo-its-matt]

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

[transwiththeplans]

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

[woodrider]

"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

[silenthill]

“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

[professionaljester]

“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”

[futw]

Cate Blanchett in Ocean’s Eight (2018)

[richardgoranski]

Hamlet

[ladyhistory]

If you're not following SparkNotes on Twitter, fix that IMMEDIATELY.

[macrolit]

Which one you listenin’ to tonight?