it's mud time babey

i am tired and cold and want to be a mushroom. welcome to my goblin blog. get ready for some weird shit becase you are in for the long haul my boys

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me, writing angst: holding her in his arms, he knew he would never know someone like her. suddenly, gravity wasn’t holding him to the earth anymore

me, writing action: they duck under boxes and climb over fences, and run very fast to get away

me, writing fluff: and they sat down together and had a good good cookie time

me, writing romance: and they kis? fingers in thier hair? eyelashes?

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you know,,,,,,, plants need kisses

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anyonne else just like s u p e r identify with pusheen like,,,,, what a queen

she’s livin her best life, doing whatever she wants and lookign adorable while doing so???? like go off

fuckign fa n tas ti c you funky little plush kitty

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hewwo my beuttiful human beanns and other celestiale creechers, i amn back!!! i have been gon for long time!!! but i amn back!!! i missed u all my lovvely husbands and wivess an other assorted parttners uwu

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anyone here dtf?

D: Down

T: To

F: Fucking collect worms and then sit and photosynthesize with me

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me: *posts a badly worded text post on tumblr*

me: i really am a goblin...

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well sc00p me up into a jar and call me ‘that spider you found in your room’

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i am just a garbage baby trash can man and you kno wwhat? that’s okay

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borger man

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he junmp

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reblog thiss? donot reblog thiss? either way u get a hug from mee

<3

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if you want to be goblin? you are goblinn!

tall? help smol gob friends reach things, protect horde verry well

smol? sneeky boye, close to the dirt and best friends with buggs

mediumm? perrfect balance between dirt and treee, clos to all

round? perfect size for roling into a ball and lettign moss grow on bacc

thinn? willow branch, delicate but also strongk and can runn fast

allergic to grass? climbb a tree and speak tto the winds

allergic to pollen? rol in the grass and talk to the beettles

cann sing? sing to the bords! be a animal gob!

cannt sing? scrEEch perfect for nigthitme adventures

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i wanta  cuddle fromm a person or a cAt

uwu

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Came across this gem today at the local Goodwill. Found amongst various items like a clear plastic telephone and cabinet hardware.

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i literally have this 

and i love it

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me: *comes home*

my cat: *meows*

me: you wiggly bastard come here and let me pet u

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weird asks that say a lot

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

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I’d love some fun asks today ✨

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uwu