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UNTOTHISSTORM same effie, mostly the same muses, come on over and check us out!
UNTOTHISSTORM same effie, mostly the same muses, come on over and check us out!
UNTOTHISSTORM same effie, mostly the same muses, come on over and check us out!
// This is totally out of the blue but I think I’ll be archiving this blog and making a new one! Same characters, just cleaner...hopefully... It’ll be the same url so don’t worry about finding me lmao.
✘! Beth and Zelda! Bonus points if it's slightly suggestive because that's how I've been feeling lately. Like that hateful chemistry. I don't know
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[ TEXT ; 317B31 ] → we can’t see each other again, you know that?[ TEXT ; 317B31 ] → you’re interesting, i like you, i really do, but i can’t jeopardize my relationship with AL. it means everything to me.
OPEN STARTER (non-mutuals are welcome!)
“Are you hiding from me?” Villanelle poked her head around the corner, a playful smile on her face as her eyes bugged out slightly and scanned the room. Her perfume would give away her position but she didn’t care, this wasn’t a serious game of hide and seek. She bit her lip and came out from behind the door, crossing her arms over her chest as she called out, “You shouldn’t be afraid, I only kill people who make me angry. You will be fine, now come out and have dinner with me.”
// *whispers* ya’ll should help me name one of my original characters who isn’t gonna be for rping but for my novel...but you should still help me. please.
idiosynchronics:
feat. characters from history / literature / films / shows
Helena/Villanelle parallels (part one)
@kryla-i-svitlo
✰ BOB’S BURGERS SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ only strippers shave above the knee. ’ ‘ your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it. ’ ‘ i’m a smart, strong, sensual woman. ’ ‘ time for the charm bomb to explode. ’ ‘ i’m no hero. i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else. ’ ‘ i’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship. ’ ‘ just when i think i’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in. ’ ‘ that’s lipgloss? i thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken. ’ ‘ is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once? ’ ‘ oh, it’s okay. i guess i wasn’t meant to have a good life. ’ ‘ if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses. ’ ‘ if you need me i’ll be down here on the floor dying. ’ ‘ here’s a bunch of numbers. they may look random, but they’re my phone number. ’ ‘ if he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, i’m going for that. ’ ‘ if we see any mermaids, i’m gonna ask them where their merginas are. ’ ‘ hey, jennifer slowpez! get out of the way! ’ ‘ do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads? ’ ‘ i’m just a little tired. also, i might be a pimp. ’ ‘ i think i have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom. ’ ‘ our gang is called the broken glass kids. we’ll cut you. ’ ‘ i want that on my tombstone. seriously. i do. ’ ‘ i’ve eaten nine birthday cakes and i still feel empty. ’ ‘ camera, take the day off. i added ten pounds to myself! ’ ‘ i don’t get drunk. i just have fun. ’ ‘ mommy doesn’t get drunk. she just has fun. ’ ‘ i don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm. ’ ‘ you’re my family and i love you, but you’re terrible. ’ ‘ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ’ ‘ i am not drunk! i’ve only had half of four bottles of wine! ’ ‘ sorry, i’m saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon. ’ ‘ i just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face. ’ ‘ yeah, she’s pubing out real bad. ’ ‘ quiet dignity? have you met us?! ’ ‘ why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies. ’ ‘ i hope they’re using protection because i am not taking care of that baby. ’ ‘ clean up, aisle ‘my panties’. ’ ‘ i didn’t know our country was bi. good for us. ’ ‘ i’ve seen your life and i’m not impressed. ’ ‘ let’s see your ‘everything is okay’ face. ’ ‘ it sure is cold in here. i wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket… or pants. ’ ‘ when i shut my eyes and cover my ears, i feel like i could maybe spend the rest of my life with her. ’ ‘ it smells… exotic, like ranch dressing. ’ ‘ it’s rated ‘r’ for ‘really boozy’, starring me. ’ ‘ gee, even your testicles are failures. ’ ‘ aw, i gave it a shot. time to give up. ’ ‘ well, i’m glad you’re excited, because i am going to kill myself. ’ ‘ kids are horrible. why do we keep making them? ’ ‘ oh my god, i don’t know. go to sleep. ’ ‘ admit it, you look up to me! ’ ‘ i’m the alpha turkey. ’ ‘ i deserve this. i’ve been coasting. ’ ‘ i changed my mind about having kids. i’m gonna have one and feed it to that bear ‘cause i love him so much. ’ ‘ love you, cutie pie. sorry. i’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie’. ’ ‘ you’re my angel… dust. sorry. that’s a drug. ’ ‘ uh, you’re kind of exaggerating. ’ ‘ i’m exaggerating?! that is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever. ’ ‘ is that a euphemism for his ding dong? ’ ‘ you’re a couple of sluts! ’ ‘ what is this feeling i’m feeling right now? it’s like i’m sad for another person? is that a thing!? am i going crazy?! ’ ‘ i made this friendship bracelet for you. ’ ‘ why would you head-butt me?! ’ ‘ i was gonna punch you, but i’m holding wine. ’ ‘ the sign says ‘no running’ and you’re running your mouth. ’ ‘ my cat was right about you! ’ ‘ why do men have to ruin everything? ’ ‘ gotta keep the players happy. flirt a little, wink a little. ’ ‘ last year for halloween, i was a mummy. this year, i’m a mommy mummy. i’m single, i’m working two jobs, and i’m just trying to get back out there. ’ ‘ are you drunk enough to be any fun yet? ’ ‘ put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it. ’ ‘ a world without me is not a world i want to live in. ’ ‘ oh my god. i never noticed how annoying you are. ’ ‘ you’re the baddest girl in detention. ’ ‘ summer is awful. there’s too much pressure to enjoy yourself. ’ ‘ i don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. i’ll pay attention to myself. ’ ‘ hey, you don’t wanna mess with her. she’ll wear down your self esteem over a period of years. ’ ‘ i’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life. but besides that, i’m good. ’ ‘ i’ll stay here cause it sounds like where you’re going is outside. ’ ‘ i’m gonna drink. a lot. ’ ‘ you can’t hurt me. i’m already dead. ’
no happy muses we put our muses through the incinerator like men
♔ The adorkable King Louis XVI ♔
And at least I understood then the hunger I felt
And I didn’t have to call it loneliness
Don’t you worry about Ross. He knows how to take care of himself.
We’re not giving you Kendall so you can make more lab rats.