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I blog about A LOT of different fandoms, including (but not exclusive to) Attack on Titan, HTTYD, marching band, pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Harry Potter, SAO, and many more! But I also blog a bunch of random stuff as well. Just a warning: I rarely if ever tag spoilers, so keep that in mind. I'm going to try and get in the habit of it, though! Thanks for checking out my blog!

[missheezee]

I just love reading the comments section on the Captain America Civil War trailer and the video reactions to it. 

[christmascountdownx]

Christmas Lights💜😍🎄

[queenotrera]

History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

[terpsikeraunos]

because being a linguist, fleet commander, and powerful ruler doesn’t matter, only her looks

[destroymales-deactivated2023032]

Her Arab contemporaries raved about her being very interested and knowledgeable in the sciences.

She completely reformed the system in Alexandria, and Egypt at large; making it much more of a functional powerhouse. 

She did what 300 years of her ancestors couldn’t: Managed to get the support of both the Greek AND Egyptian subjects she ruled.

There is a sculpture that has been identified as her, through comparisons to coins minted under her rule, that proves beyond a doubt that she wasn’t particularly beautiful.

It isn’t that people just happen to believe it by mistake. Rome was fucking terrified of her and painted her as a vapid, scheming, beautiful, sex obsessed queen to discredit her to their people. She was a threat, and that was how they handled it. The unfortunate thing is that that is the most surviving record of her. A smear campaign against one of the smartest, most powerful women in human history. 

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at a small bookstore in an airport. Because of our limited space, we’re very strict about what titles we carry: we only keep books that sell. Sales are carefully monitored and if something isn’t selling at a sustainable rate, it’s pulled from the shelves.

One book we don’t sell is the Bible. We periodically have customers asking for a Bible, but aside from mild annoyance, they rarely make an issue when we inform them we don’t have any. However, I had a customer come in a few weeks ago and ask where we kept our Bibles.

“I’m sorry, we don’t carry any Bibles,” I told her.

“Why not?” she demanded.

“Our store is small and we don’t have the room for them,” I said.

“No room, huh?” she said. She pointed to a book on display called Ghost Bride. “But you have room for books on ghosts?”

“It’s one of our staff picks for the month.” It was my staff pick, actually. “If you’re interested, we do have a small religion section.”

She grumbled a bit, but let me take her to the shelf of religion books to browse. She returned to the register a few moments later with a used copy of A Purpose-Driven Life. I rang up her book and handed it to her, thanking her for her purchase. She lingered by the register, packing her book into her luggage, gathering up her bags, checking to make sure she had her boarding pass and ID.

Once she was all situated, she straightened, looked me in the eyes and announced, “I will PRAY for this store,” and swept out.

The next day I told this story to a coworker who’s been at our location for 7 years. After I’d finished the story (and he’d finished rolling his eyes), I said, “Why don’t we have any Bibles? Enough people ask for one, I’d think we’d be able to sell a copy or two.”

“We used to have Bibles,” he said, “but they barely sold. People would come in and ask for one, but not buy it. They were just checking to make sure we had them. I think we were being tested.”

[nerdgasrnz]

If I had to summarize the asshole side of Christianity, I would use this post

[forthefuns]

[pleasant-tomorrow]

WHO HURT HIM

[mexiflan]

This episode was recorded shortly after his wife died.

[unfollowfriday]

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

This man had an answer to everything.

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[kingtcholla]

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

[kingtcholla]

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

[kingtcholla]

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

[starsfallinreverie]

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

[garrus-vakkarian]

My favorite review on steam to date 

[alienby-deactivated20210105]

I realized that there are people who haven’t seen the amazing commentary within the notes of the Episodes advertisements on Tumblr Mobile so i had to change that 

[discobloodfeast-deactivated2023]

OH MY GOD

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

AMERMRICA DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

[himbotheninth]

WHAT THE HEC IS THAT I SWE TO FIBLAY IF THIS US AMITHER FANTACLAY CANDE WHEL MIPPLING A

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

heple

[plant-life-heart-blog]

HOL DOKE YOU GINSA LILIP WIPLI TETRU

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

who’s gilli goshe oppler to film ass chili piss city and telma thelma brill wanks chocolay oranage eximpt evelemere 

[officialpupsi]

am I having a stroke

[attackoncoffee]

but we have these in America? I’ve bought these multiple times?

[memewhore]

[taurisan]

Science.

[tony-the-intelligent-goon]

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps

the idea to put ants on stilts

there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants

confused ants

[vaighspersonal-deactivated20160]

OR  E. All of the above.

[tumorhead]

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!

Can mantids wear and see in 3D glasses? YES

THEY PUT LITTLE GLASSES ON MANTIDS

Do honey bees suffer from sleep deprivation? YES

Here is the BEE INSOMNIATOR.

They put MAGNETS ON BEES  and WIGGLED THEM TO KEEP THEM AWAKE

How do scales help snakes move?

Well they put SNAKES IN LITTLE SHIRTS to find out!

SHRIMPS ON A TREADMILL

biology is the greatest

[dragongirltitties]

bad and naughty children get put into the bee wiggler to atone for their sins

[trans-mouse]

The best thing about the ant one is that somebody clearly was like “Oh well ants probably count their steps” and that was just like… a thought that came into their head.

[whimsicalentropy]

THE BEE WIGGLER

[the-unreadable-jimanjikles]

This demonstrates that discovery requires madness.

[poiplefunguy]

gravity was discovered because Newton just so happened to have an apple fall on his napping ass what do you think science is

[nasa]

7 Things That Happen When You Go To Space

Told Through Astronaut Scott Kelly’s Tweets

Astronaut Scott Kelly is currently spending a year in space. Most expeditions to the space station last four to six months. By doubling the length of this mission, researchers hope to better understand how the human body reacts and adapts to long-duration spaceflight. During this one-year mission, Kelly is also participating in the Twins Study. While Kelly is in space, his identical twin brother, retired NASA Astronaut Mark Kelly, will participate in a number of comparative genetic studies.

Here are a few things that happen when astronauts go to the space station:

1. Your personal hygiene takes on a different form:

2. Sleeping arrangements might take some getting used to:

3. Internet services will remind you of the 90s:

4. You never have to do laundry:

5. You get to become immersed in a range of different cultures:

6. All of your water is recycled…yes…that means urine too:

7. You get to see the Earth like never before:

Follow Astronaut Scott Kelly’s Year in Space mission on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. 

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com

[ven0moth]

“ma’am can i see your id?”

[apolloofsparta]

IT EXPIRES NOVEMBER 21, 2015. THAT IS THIS YEAR PEOPLE REBLOG WHILE IT’S STILL VALID

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

THIS IS THE LAST EVER DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’S STILL IN DATE

[mythsandtea-deactivated20180712]

THE FINAL DAY

[thedankmemeconnoisseur]

[jedavu]

Disney Animators Study Their Reflections in Mirrors to Draw Classic Characters’ Facial Expressions

For decades, professional animators have relied on mirrors and their own facial expressions to be able to produce the dynamic, expressive characters that audiences know and love. Using themselves as models, the artists leer, grin, and grimace at their own reflections so that they can recreate the right nuances of each look on paper.

In this charming set of photos, legendary animators from the 1940s to the 1960s can be seen making hilarious faces at themselves as they sketch beloved characters like Bugs Bunny, Donald Duck, and Fred Flintstone. Working in famed studios like Walt Disney Production, Warner Bros, and Hanna-Barbera Productions, these artists brought to life many of the creations that defined the golden age of American animation, from Tom and Jerry to Lady and the Tramp.

[miraniel]

In all other cases except the Triwizard cup, portkeys only go one way at one specific time. Touching them again does not activate them to return to their place of origin. Also, when Harry grabs the cup a second time, it does not return him to...

[coolinarygabey]

[debbieneedstostrut-deactivated2]

what is the MAGIC

[adrnired]

it’s called mochi!

it’s like ice cream in a soft skin!

also, it’s fucking amazing!

[ewebean]

This is もちアイス (mochiaisu) and the “soft skin” is pounded rice cake. The white stuff you see on the outside is powdered sugar so they won’t get sticky. It’s very delicious on a hot day and you can get these at the right self-serve frozen yogurt joints. Unfortunately North America sells one mochiaisu for a dollar and some cents whereas in Japan you can get these by the boxful in any supermarket.

[featherless-wings]

Want it. Nnh

[punch-a-your-buns]

you can make it yourself at home folks! Mochi is really simple to make, all you have to do is take 2 cups rice flower, mix with 1 cup water and ½ cup sugar, boil it in a pot or put in a ceranwrap covered bowl and put in microwave for 7 minutes. turn off the heat and stir it until it becomes solid and sticky. Then you can roll it into balls with a little bit of rice flour on top to keep it from being too sticky. Then you can eat it just like that, cover a scoop of ice cream and freeze it to make this, or you can make Strawberry Daifuku which is strawberries and red bean paste (anko) wrapped in mochi. I make it all the time!

[featherless-wings]

Aww damn i gotta do this!!

[ski-who-blog]

Y'ALL TRADER JOES (American grocery store, dunno if it’s international) HAS THESE TOO AND THEY’RE CHEAP AND DELIGHTFUL

[liftandsmoke]

I thought people were EATING Lush bath bombs 😂😂😂😂😂

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😂😂😂😂☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿

[crimsonbaby-deactivated20190221]

I’ve heard about these…and I want one!

[dezzoi-deactivated20240303]

Bird of prey talon post.

[chasingthehawk]

O. M. G.

[hearthawk]

Dinosaurs among us.

I have had talons to the face from itty bitty raptors. These would hurt much more.

[dutchorca]

The worst I’ve been talon-grabbed was on the arm by a female European Eagle Owl and that was very painful! Like being in a vice with points. A grab from one of these would be hurt many times more…

[memewhore]

[in-di-cud]

Bruhhhhhhhhh

[quixon]

Nah fuck that. Nigga you didn’t provide that service for free. You got paid in salary and benefits for that fucking service. How the fuck you gon stiff a server and simultaneously guilt them? Fuck ass nigga.

[cheyennecheyenne]

the level of arrogance here

[ghdos-blog]

I swear nothing infuriates me like people who go out to eat and don’t tip. It’s one of those microaggressions that is slowly turning into full-blown irritation.