Hi!

Back to my Tumblr roots ❤️ missed you fam.

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[proutygirl2]

Not us all crawling back to our Tumblr days 😭😭😭 #byetiktok #tiktok

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

[wadey-wilson]

2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june

[crittizen]

[themoonismybeloved]

i looked at my calendar turns out it is both saturday and june

[m3lth1ng]

I checked again and apparently we’re halfway through 2021

[wadey-wilson]

[wutz]

me: *lifts up big rock*

all the bugs underneath it:

[comradepitou-remaking-deactivat]

I saw a celebrity yesterday night at the beach 😍🤩🎉

[aclanofthree]

imagine din djarin and luke skywalker going to a party at boba's place after he kills bib fortuna. boba would tell din that he can bring anyone he wants so he brings a fucking jedi knight because he has no clue what the plot of a star war is

[bucketfvcker]

Ahsoka, showing Rex around the jedi temple: This is Grogu, hes 21 years old, making him the second oldest baby in the temple right after Anakin

[captainrexs]

[27-umbrellas]

Honestly mood

[scribblehooves]

Me, speaking incomprehensibly about my niche interests

[the-goddamn-robot]

Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons

Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

[ba7raltawil]

oh my GOD

[dovesndecay]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

[27-umbrellas]

You know what? Fuck you (Istanbuls your Constantinople)

[squided]

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

[squided]

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

[svere-online]

[delmondo]

mutuals solve this

[kasaneteto]

just did it. when does the challenge begin? xD

[delmondo]

fuck it im going home

[bingomann]

i think i’d rather walk 

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2199

(Dialogue from How I Met Your Mother.)