And her lips are like the galaxy's edge.

Corinne 27. coffee. swimming. animals in sweaters. a good head rub. writing harry potter fanfiction. and baking. Bowtruckled on ffn.

[vesperics]

butt <3

[justice-for-rose-tico]

[officialcapecod-deactivated2014]

[thedemonica-deactivated20191109]

it’s back in time for christmas

the incest coffee commercial 

[adulthoodisokay]

FYI

[redlipstickandserendipity]

YOU GUYS

[staresdownstars]

Be careful, because the brother dies in one of those fics and it will destroy you just in time for the holidays.

[drunkkenobi]

This took too long to come across my dash this year.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I remember this commercial! Holy crap it is so much worse in gif form!

[lightningthor]

the fandom is booming

[buy-me-mcdonalds]

Jesus fuck

[road2nf]

something I will remember for the rest of my life

Being a Nerdfighter is something I will remember for the rest of my life. It has helped me to learn, think and feel on an entirely different level. I grew up with the Vlogbrothers. From age sixteen to twenty-one I’ve been a Nerdfighter. I’ve found a place to belong and I wouldn’t change it for anything.

-NerdfighterVee (Veeasaurus.tumblr)

[bringmepeonies-deactivated20220]

[princesscas]

Alright listen up fellow late 90′s and early 2000′s kids. Grew up with flash/shockwave browser games? 

Well Adobe is retiring flash in 2020 (rip) and this dude BlueMaxima has created a project to save online flash/shock/java/etc games and animation though a launcher software. HERE

There’s literally thousands of games that have been found and saved.

The internet is truly beautiful at times. 

[rememberthis2000]

A REMINDER AND A GODSEND

[provacativee-and-talkkative]

Things I hate about hp fanfic: anyone in any fic calling Hermione "mione" 🤢🤢🤢

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This blew my damn mind

[glowin-theshark]

[d-eadnam-e]

I fucking KNEW there was a difference between address and address!

You address a person by their name.

You give someone your address.

[nyanbinyuri]

i hate this god damn bastard language

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bisexualstrawberi]

Capitalism.

[provacativee-and-talkkative]

Also like, it's not my fault my eyes are shit???? They've been shit since I was in first grade????

[may]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[wrightedgar]

jimmy neutron was really fucked up

[upthehillart]

who else is gay for hp gals? 🙋‍♀️

[underdarkeningskies]

for every single one

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

i know this isn’t really original but im obsessed with how english words that refer to the bodily, the tangible, the elemental etc are so often of anglo-saxon/germanic origin e.g. (heart, blood, jaw, flesh) or observable phenomena, like adjectives describing light (glisten, gloaming, glitter, gleam, gloom, glow, dark, fire) or places (hearth, hall, hill), and the most stark, primal emotions or states (hate, love, life, lust, death) and of course fuck, shit, bitch, cunt etc– these often monosyllabic, consonant heavy words…and then you have the lilting, limpid romance/latinate, words like acquiesce and exacerbate and agrarian and pellucid and clemency and lucidity…and how maybe the secret of all great english language poetry is a textural balancing of the push-pull of the germanic and the romantic/latinate, a balancing of these two energies. like some of the most powerful moments in shakespeare are where the verbosity falls away and you have these plain utterances (“to be or not to be” or lear’s dying “look there look there”– all anglo saxon words) that are so powerful precisely because the language is so ornate elsewhere. i once came up with an elaborate wildly incoherent theory about this in the pub with some drunk american masters student who was dressed like harry styles

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[bioluminosity]

he is here 

[radhakawaii]

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[seigephoenix]

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

[elithien]

☽ current mood: intimate married dramione ☽

[shearans]

my idol