Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Other
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Dawn of the Jedi (Comics)
Relationships: Original Force Hound Character(s)/Original Force Hound Character(s), Original Force Hound Character(s) & Original Force Hound Character(s)
Characters: Original Force Hound Character(s), Original Force Hound Character (Peth), Original Force Hound Character (Cresh)
Additional Tags: Cannibalism, Carnivorism, it isn't cannibalism if they're a different species, Aliens, non-humans, Slavery, Force Hound(s) (Star Wars), The Eternal Empire (Rakatan), Depersonalization, Dehumanization, Weaponisation, no pronouns, it/its (freeform), Coping Mechanisms, #how to function as a Force Hound, Love at First Sight, Possession, Unrequited Love at First Sight, Misunderstandings, Misunderstood Intentions
Language: English
Words: 1,212
Summary:
Peth is only Peth, slave and weapon, until one day it goes elsewhere with it's master.
Notes:
TW: Cannibalism, dehumanization/depersonalization, NO pronouns/pronouns are it/its
Bloody Hearts Bingo Community Event: I'm Yours (yellow/platonic)
@juneofdoom: Day 3: Misunderstanding
Bingos:
Force Hound Bingo: Master's Choice (Culture Building)
August In Space 2026: Friendly Aliens, <<Better that way>>
Color Bingo: Wisteria
Love Bingo: Love at first sight (not quite), Free Space (Misinterpreting Signals)
Taboo: Cannibalism, Culture Shock
OC soup bingo: Blood, Obedience
Show Your Love: Random Affection (is it tho?)
Romance Bingo: Forbidden Love, One-sided Love, Love at First Sight, Forced Proximity
Dead Dove: Cannibalism, Isolation, Torture
@6lytherinn: Forced Proximity, miscommunication
@souliloquyyy: what are feelings?
@Multifandom-flash: Halloween: Hunter of His Own Kind (Force Hound)
@julybreakbingoevent:
2026 5x5: "When was the last time you had something to eat?"
2026 6x6: Word: (1) Dangerous - Antonyms: Safe, Wholesome, Secure, Certain. (2) Word: Sour - Antonyms: Sweet, Bland, Appease, Placate.
2026 7x7: Ravenous, Hungry Man
2026 1x5: Feelings developed while being tortured together (onesided)
@fandombingo:
Mini: Their Instincts Are Fundamentally Broken or Missing
KCC Blue Card: Blood On Their Hands, Misunderstood Intentions
@fandom-free-bingo:
Reunion 3x3: Neglect (unknown), Awkward Encounter (onesided)
Reunion 5x5: Obedience Training (via torture)
Virtues & Vices 5x5: Obedience, Unrequited Love (Immediate and Onesided: Peth @ Cresh)
@bingorin:
3x3 v1: "I would burn the entire world to the ground to find you. Don't ever question how much I love you. There is no one who could ever compare to you." (one-sided and Love At First Sight)
3x3 v2: Banquets and Feasts
@squarebysquare:
Cold Hands Warm Hearts: Misread Signals (Cresh probably doesn't actually like Peth), Alone No More
July/Aug 26 v1: Villain's Perspective (subjective), Different Point of View (different culture)
July/Aug 26 v2: Unexpected Narrator, Break Your Own Writing Habit, A Story Told Differently, Try A New Trope
@elitehunter:
Green Card: First Meeting, "I didn't ask for this."
Blue Card: The Day Everything Changed
Red Card: Danger!, Surprises
if you give a Hound a bone
Rating: Teen And Up AudiencesArchive Warning: No Archive Warnings ApplyCategory: OtherFandoms: Star Wars Legends – All Media Types, Star Wars – All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Dawn of the Jedi (Comics)Relationships: Original Force Hound Character(s)/Original Force Hound Character(s), Original Force Hound Character(s) & Original Force Hound Character(s)Characters:…
No matter how good your writing is, there will always be someone who doesn’t like it
Do NOT change the story to make it palatable to them. They will never like it. There is nothing you can do to make them like it
But there are so many people out there who will like it. And if you tone down the things that make other people not like it, you’re also toning down the things that make these people really like it
Would you rather have a story that’s loved and hated, or a story that nobody finds notable, and thus is easily forgotten?
Don’t tone yourself down to make people like it — tone yourself up. Make it so unapologetically you that instead of merely disliking it, they absolutely hate it
Because at least then you’ve left an impression on them, and how your story made them feel will stick with them, whether they like it or not
damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th
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they've invented a minor character named ernesto who's only role is to follow goncharov around and say "nice one boss!" whenever he does anything. im so proud of them
I feel like boiling Ernesto Cagliari's role in the story down to "guy who follows Goncharov around and says nice one, boss!" Is really doing his character a disservice. Yes, he's a very on-the-nose parody of the sorts of nameless henchmen and "right hand men" that you see in other mafia media, but he's also a subversion of the trope who embodies the way that powerful men who surround themselves with yes-men eventually find themselves trapped in an echo chamber where they can't separate their own delusions of grandeur from the real world. The entire carnival chase sequence in Venice ends with Goncharov leading himself into a literal funhouse where he's trapped with an (actually nameless!) assassin and surrounded by distorted mirror Ernestos all equally unable to help him find the exit because all they can do at that point is encourage the boss's fruitless andmisguided efforts. It's only once Ernesto is killed by reality violently reasserting itself in the form of the assassin, and the funhouse mirrors are broken in the ensuing fight that Goncharov even begins to confront the immediate reality his actions have created and the broader reality of those people who live outside his self-important bubble.
the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.
this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”. He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.
The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.
The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically
However.
The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421
At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader
At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up.Â
According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question
I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.
That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.
Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.
I’ll take “Things That Would Spectacularly Derail The Plot If Certain People Met By Accident” for 1200, Alex.
Luke and Han on their way to the detention level and they’re sharing a lift with Tarkin, who recognizes the armor Luke’s wearing and orders Han and his Wookiee prisoner out on the tractor beam floor so he can fuck “TK-421” in the lift.
Luke getting discovered to be what Tarkin assumes is another random stormtrooper wearing TK-421’s armor for what Tarkin assumes to be illegal-activity reasons, and Luke has to deal with an angry high-brass officer who’s accusing him of stealing his favorite fuckboy’s identity for drug-smuggling or the like.
Luke giving Tarkin his real name, like a moron, but Holy Shit That’s A Grand Moff! and Tarkin hearing “Skywalker” and switching gears fast enough to jam something because “Oh shit I can’t treat this one as a substitute fuck, Vader will polish his boots with my liver.”
Tarkin hitting a new destination button and Luke barely has time to get over going from being menacingly threatened to menacingly flirted with before the lift doors open and there’s Darth Vader and he legit thinks Tarkin’s going to propose a threesome before Tarkin announces that he’s found this guy “impersonating a stormtrooper and he introduced himself as Luke Skywalker” and Vader’s attention is ALL THE WAY ON HIM and what is going on here?
Meanwhile Han and Chewie have run back into Obi-Wan who’s all “what do you mean you lost Luke to a Grand Moff who looks like a cadaver, oh banthafucking SHIT” and hightails it to the nearest lift to get to where Vader is.
Han and Chewie rescue Leia, Leia steals herself a uniform and ID/keycard from one of the dead detention center guards, it fits like absolute shit and will fool absolutely no one but she’s going to find Obi-Wan and shoot Tarkin in the fucking face and the walking carpet and the smartass pilot can figure out between themselves how to keep up.
The most surreal five minutes of Luke’s life, breaking the record set by the last five minutes, has just barely gotten to the “I am your father” stage when Obi-Wan crashes the party.
“Ben, why is the guy who killed my father saying he IS my father?”
“Obi-Wan, you told my son WHAT?!”
“How the kriff am I your son? Were you married to Anakin before you killed him?”
Obi-Wan has to choke on that one, and Vader’s response is interrupted by Leia, who walks in, shoots Tarkin in the fucking face, and throws herself into Obi-Wan’s arms and starts yelling at him about how long it’s been since she’s seen him and why is he picking fights with dangerous Imperials without her and why did he delegate her rescue to a … “that,” waving a hand at Han, who shares a what-the-fuck-is-going-on-here look with Vader and says “hey don’t blame ME, I’m only here because that guy wanted to fuck Luke in the turbolift.”
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