Thunderclaps

those aren't drums

[proxyzeus]

LETS GOOO THE WITCH IS DEAD

[genericpuff]

starting 2024 off on a good fucking note

snoozing tumblr live PERMANENTLY 👏👏👏

[proxyzeus]

There isn't enough sugar at this christmas party for me to not be tired

[oz-me]

What do you think The Pestilence™️ of SCP-049 is? Do you think it exists at all? Any thoughts on the whole vibe of SCP-049?

The pestilence is probably mortality. Like as a serious note, I'm not sure if I came to this conclusion or if I'm ripping it from someone else, but I always interpreted the "pestilence" as being human kinda mortality, and the good doctor was desperate in trying to find a "cure" for it.

[proxyzeus]

Flower beds in fall be like

[transgenderer]

the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra

[daughter-of-sapph0]

reiterating because maybe we weren't clear the first time

reddit refugees, reblog art, don't repost it

if you really like someone's art, reblog it. you can do that by clicking the little looping arrows at the bottom of the post. this will make it so the art appears on your blog and shows up to your followers, but the op is still credited and given notes.

reposting does not give credit. and no, saying "artist is ___" as the caption doesn't count, unless you have permission given directly by the artist.

if you have a funny or pretty image on your phone that you saved from reddit, don't post it here on tumblr, because 99% of the time it came from tumblr. use a reverse image search to try and find the original tumblr post, and reblog that.

taking that extra five minutes to find the original post of an artist you love will absolutely brighten their day and make the entire world a better place.

please, I'm begging you. reblog art. don't repost it.

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

Everyone b talking about how they got shrimp posture meanwhile i b drawing while literally lying down

[proxyzeus]

I mean yeah you're an axolotl, I wouldn't expect you to draw like a shrimp

[proxyzeus]

Whew only one stair, a nice and easy step

[proxyzeus]

I have been lied to on multiple levels

[proxyzeus]

Whew only one stair, a nice and easy step

[pukicho]

No offense i mean no offense really but i HATE seeing these normal-ass people at the top of my page, these fucking normals, normal weirdo freaks

[pukicho]

Yes of course

[proxyzeus]

Nothing quiet like chilling at the office in near complete silence with 2 other people, all acknowledging that there isn't a single reason for us to talk

[proxyzeus]

Eventually I will have a real person follow this account, all these beautiful ladies are nice but I need a dude to be dudes with

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Every time I use google for some basic question I always think to myself there should really be a way to report a website to google for being useless low-effort SEO gibberish and a complete waste of time. At the very least there should be a way to hide those sites by default from any new search I make. That would at least be cathartic if nothing else. And yet. I back out of the useless website all frustrated and click the little kebab menu on the google result and there's no "don't ever fucking suggest this website to me again" button. I always expect there to be one. And there never is. It really gets my goat.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I installed the tampermonkey add-on to firefox and am using the "Google Hit Hider By Domain" script from greasyfork.org and it is very fucking satisfying now

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Now I need it to play a little animation of the link exploding and the web developer behind it evaporating into pink mist as the link disappears

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

No more fucking quora. thank god

[proxyzeus]

Honestly people who completely changed their direction in life and still going fine today are probably some of the most interesting people to me.

They made a decision and made it suit them and I can respect that.

[zaniaii]

[proxyzeus]

Ame and all her brain cells time traveling to steal the pyramid of Giza bit-by-bit

[proxyzeus]

Anyone else enjoy going to the dentist?

To me they are the real tooth fairies because goddamn the way my teeth feel afterwards are magical