Goddex of reality bitches :)

Also God of the woods for some reason💖Any Pronouns💖Sideblog as part of showerfam💖I am an ace lord, bow to me fools💖For legal reasons almost everything I say here is a joke

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

dude, did poptarts ruin your life?

poptarts r chill. toasters however r The Enemy

[its-me-im-yip]

oh heck! its late enough to go to sleep. this is Good News, i have been waiting for this.

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

this unfortunately means u will not b able to sleep for Some Amount of Time however

[its-me-im-yip]

i cant do that anyway

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

Such is Life

[its-me-im-yip]

oh heck! its late enough to go to sleep. this is Good News, i have been waiting for this.

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

this unfortunately means u will not b able to sleep for Some Amount of Time however

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

Y'all help

Have you ever used a toaster

Yes, I'm a minor

Yes, I'm 18+

No, I'm a minor

No, I'm 18+

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

Uh oh

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

Wat tf does this mean?????

[lycanshelby]

Wait you haven’t heard of the pop tart incident? Hold on- here

(Yes I know it’s a secondary article- the original tweet was deleted but this entire incident is recounted in “Liftoff: Elon Musk and the Desperate Early Days That Launched SpaceX”)

Anyway yeah, like always: Don’t worry, you couldn’t possibly do worse than Musk!

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

ok well I knew not to do that at least but who the fuck toasts a pop tart

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

no they're tarts u pop out of the package, obviously

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

& I'm sry u have wrong opinions. We all have room to grow I suppose

[uhuh100]

from the official poptarts website (poptarts.com):

from the wikipedia page on poptarts:

[theboredvoid]

how the fuck have you not used a toaster before oh 4% of poll responders

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

no real reason to

[theboredvoid]

delicious warm buttered toast????????

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

I prefer my bread raw

[theboredvoid]

ahh yes, let me put my bread in the microwave and warm it up and then slather butter on it, i just love eating raw bread

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

no

no microwave

I mean RAW

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Sometimes, I am forced to learn things against my will about people I have known for years

[xx-am3thyst-4st3r-xx]

use the stove????

like i’ve never used a toaster

Stove or microwave

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

How do you make toast on the stove?? Or the microwave???

Side note, if you put cheese of buttered toast and microwave it for about a minuet, you bet the best cheese goopy mess ever

[xx-am3thyst-4st3r-xx]

you butter the bread on both sides and put it on the stove until the bread is toasted

and after like two minutes or until it starts to smell good you take it off the stove, put it onto a plate, add cheese to the inside of the two bread, and microwave in for 30 seconds

[yahooo-official]

this thread is a fucking trainwreck and im here for it

[bees-official]

Pop tarts arent a thing in brazil so i'm just entranced by the queer subject being broached in this 9/11 esque tragedy of a post

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

get perceived 👁👁

also people absolutely questioned it if u look at some of the other reblogs

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Can someone explain what tf a pop tart actually is?? Bc we also don't have them in the UK

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

Flavored jelly inside pastry w/ frosting on top

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

And you toast these things? Does the icing not stick to the toaster?

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

I wouldn't kno I eat them raw

[missingno-polaris]

i love how american this is, what the fuck is a poptart

[lycanshelby]

pastry dough rectangles filled with some kind of pastry filling, most of the time topped with frosting. I don’t know why they’re called “tarts” though- couldn’t be further from that tbh. They’re more of a ravioli if you ask me.

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

ofc the "are poptarts ravioli" debate would b reignited on my post. Where else

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

happy 1 year to the post that ruined my life

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

bad-faith-misinterpreter when good-faith-correctinterpreter walks in:

That's a stupid fucking username because there IS no one correct interpretation. I would humiliate this evil clone

[good-faith-correctinterpreter]

hey

[good-faith-interpreter]

we can change her mind if we try, rally your critical thinking skills everyone

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

IM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING HELLO? SHOO

[neutral-faith-interpreter]

You might or might not be correct based on the situation. It is nuanced and context dependent.

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

NO ITS NOT. IM RIGHT. 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹 GETS YOU

[no-faith-uninterpreter]

I have no stake within this conflict, nor any opinion on if you are correct or not.

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

NO FAITH UNINTERPRETER???????????????????????? JUST DOING JACK SHIT??????

[no-faith-uninterpreter]

I do not have any further opinion on this matter.

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

even if no faith uninterpreter had an opinion it wouldnt matter. nothing we do in life will allow us to be permanently remembered after death. whats the point?

[rival-faith-interpreter]

all that really matters is i'm actually way better and cooler.

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

coolness is a social construct that will soon disappear

[rival-faith-interpreter]

as long as i am around there will always be coolness

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

one day you will die. there is no human who can escape the grim reaper.

[immortal-faith-misinterpreter]

Hey.

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

oh no

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

what in the goddamn…?

[faith-filled-misinterpreter]

Do not you dare take the Lord Almighty's name in vain. And to you, @immortal-faith-misinterpreter , being immortal is blasphemous and Satanic. Do you really claim to be above God?

[immortal-faith-misinterpreter]

If God didn't want me immortal, I wouldn't be.

[faith-filled-misinterpreter]

Perhaps, but are you certain He intended for you to use it to troll people on the Internet?

[indifferent-faith-interpreter]

does it really matter this much

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

wonderful news! immortal faith misinterpreter is NOT god!! YES!!

also. yeah i agree with indifferent faith int. if god wants to control our lives xey should probably like i dunno. give people purpose and happiness. haha. you guys dont have purpose and happiness its not a me thing right

[inverted-faith-misinterpreter]

ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ s,ɹǝʇǝɹdɹǝʇuᴉsᴉɯ ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ sᴉɥʇ sᴉ

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

i think so. hi

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[just-binch-thoughts]

I'm having war flashbacks

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

u & me both

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

did you know shift+enter

makes a smaller space than regular enter

i did know! Discovered on accident i just don't like how it looks usually :/

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

what is your favorite suit of cards?

i like clubs

basic as it is, i've always been a fan of spades

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

in the time since my last batch of asks i realized i also go by any pronouns

hell yea yip :D happy for u

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

should i send more asks

yesssssssss

yippee asks I <3 interaction

also ur cool :D

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

do you think often?

i try not to! :D

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

what do you think of the vampires?

the fangs r straws obviously

makes more sense than the alternative

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

Remembered an old post posing this question & now I'm curious

Do a vampire's fangs work like straws, or do they just puncture & the vamp just drinks normalstyle

The fangs are like straws; blood is sucked directly through the fangs

The fangs just puncture, the vamp sucks on the open wound to drink

Voting ended onMar 1

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

gfdi just realized I forgot to set the poll for a week >:(

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

Remembered an old post posing this question & now I'm curious

Do a vampire's fangs work like straws, or do they just puncture & the vamp just drinks normalstyle

The fangs are like straws; blood is sucked directly through the fangs

The fangs just puncture, the vamp sucks on the open wound to drink

Voting ended onMar 1

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t actually hate TikTok. We hate the people using it

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Do you? Why? Isn’t it mainly teens goofing around?

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

hate TikTok bc of the everything it does as an app

indifferent to the users. who give a shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"#strong contender for post of the year" is NOT something you want to wake up to see in your notifs on the last week of December. at that stage it's not a compliment it's an outreat THREAT

anyway gimme ur nominations for Tumblr Posts Of 2025

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

COCK'S TICKING PEOPLE

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

"cock's ticking"

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

it's been 5 years of my bullshit! Cheers to another 5 more!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Technically, you have the ability to shapeshift, but it only occurs slowly and you can’t revert back

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

That’s growing not shapeshifting

[just-axolotl-thoughts]

does ur shape not shift tho?