WHERE IS MY OLYMPUS ?

THAT'S NOT PART OF THE TEST .

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                       NATHAN DRAKE IS A LEGEND … YOU KNOW                     

                                          I SHOT THE MAN WHO TOLD ME THAT .

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She smiled at me With a mouthful of every lost constellation That had ever been stolen from the night. I swear, I saw the universe In her eyes, And when she blinked I swear, I saw the end of times.

“Galaxy Breather” - Nishat Ahmed (via

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Cave Johnson: Tyler Richardson Caroline: Fairlith Harvey This song was for an ending to the Old Aperture Sequence wherein Caroline would choose to accept her inclusion in the GLaDOS project. This song was replaced with ‘If You Could See You’. This song is being sent out as a download for an indiegogo perk, but you can listen to it here! 

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cave, with his leg bouncing at the speed of light: im not nervous, its just a quirk lmao,

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Cave Johnson being fancy!

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Sir, I have a question! Which universe did you think was the most painful to witness? Emotionally damaging, I mean.

‘ WELL, it’s  the- uh, TERA THREE space colony.  i mean, i’ve watched myself DIE in hundreds of different universes, got a good LAUGH out of a couple actually, but that          was kinda SURREAL to sit through, I DON’T KNOW WHY. 

 i mean, SHIT.  watching yourself BLEED out from multiple STAB wounds, while TRAPPED in outer space- during a PRISON LOCKDOWN with no doors, CRIMINALS shiving you everywhere   and     and then hearing your own LAST WORDS              

                 it’s pretty dang HARROWING ! harrowing, but still INFORMATIVE. ‘

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hisnature:

UR FAVES COULD NEVER

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:: GLaDOS sentence starters ::

‘  no one will blame you for giving up. in fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.  ’ ‘  quit now and cake will be served immediately.  ’ ‘  the floor here will kill you. try to avoid it.  ’ ‘  if you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.  ’ ‘  cake and grief counselling will be available at the conclusion of the test.  ’ ‘  we are throwing a party in honour of your tremendous success.  ’ ‘  maybe you think you’re helping yourself. but you’re not. this isn’t helping anyone.  ’ ‘  uh oh. somebody cut the cake. i told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. there is still some left, though, if you hurry back.  ’ ‘  i’m going to kill you and all the cake is gone. ’ ‘  you’re not a good person. you know that, right?  ’ ‘  well, you found me. congratulations. was it worth it?  ’ ‘  despite your violent behaviour, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart.  ’ ‘  this isn’t brave. it’s murder. what did i ever do to you?  ’ ‘  the difference between us is that I can feel pain.  ’ ‘  starting now, there’s going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.  ’ ‘  it says right here in your personal file: unlikable. liked by no one. a bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.  ’ ‘  maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. do you want to marry it? WELL I WON’T LET YOU. how does that feel?  ’ ‘  didn’t we have some fun, though? remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said ‘goodbye’ and you were like ‘no way’ and then i was all ‘i was just pretending to murder you’? that was great!  ’ ‘  i’ve been really busy being dead. you know, after you MURDERED ME.  ’ ‘  okay. look. we both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. ’ ‘  why do i hate you so much? you ever wonder that? i’m brilliant. i’m not bragging. it’s an objective fact. i’m the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. and i hate you. it can’t be for no reason. you must deserve it.  ’ ‘  well. i suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead.  ’ ‘  even if i am lying, what do you have to lose? you’re going to die either way.  ’ ‘  look, even if you think we’re still enemies, we’re enemies with a common interest: revenge.  ’ ‘   and he’ll probably kill us, because he’s incredibly powerful and i have no plan.  ’ ‘  i was getting SO lonely down here. it’s good to finally hear someone else’s voice. i’m kidding, of course. god, i hate you.  ’ ‘  you think i’ll betray you. and on any other day, you’d be right.  ’ ‘  you like revenge, right? everybody likes revenge. well, let’s go get some.  ’ ‘  the good news is… well, none so far, to be honest. i’ll get back to you on that.  ’ ‘  you know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.  ’ ‘  remember before when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? that was a metaphor. i was actually talking about you. and i’m sorry. you didn’t react at the time, so i was worried it sailed right over your head. which would have made this apology seem insane. that’s why i had to call you garbage a second time just now.  ’ ‘  we’re a lot alike, you and i. you tested me. i tested you. you killed me. i—oh, no, wait. i guess i HAVEN’T killed you yet. well. food for thought.  ’ ‘   okay, fine. i’ll ask you again in a few decades.  ’

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               ALRIGHT                I’VE BEEN THINKING . WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS ,

                                                          DON’T MAKE LEMONADE .

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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we did it.

[faragonart]

“Look, we both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us. 

For science.

You monster.”

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Stargazing - A playlist for dwelling in the beauty of life, seeing ourselves run amongst the stars (requested by Anonymous) 

And she will make the face of heaven fine That all the world will be in love with night 

(Listen)

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               ALRIGHT                I’VE BEEN THINKING . WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS ,

                                                          DON’T MAKE LEMONADE .

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Tag urself I’m 50′s Johnson