sweg

yabba dabba done

[rnutualfollow]

seeing couples make out in the hallway

[perks-of-being-chinese]

😂😂

[4gifs]

[prublems-blog]

me: -cooking something-

me: -reads directions on box-

me: ok -throws the box in the trash-

me: ...... -picks the box out of the trash-

[torracat]

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

[bruxing-deactivated20160405]

how straight ppl flirt

boy: *takes girls phone* girl: haha stop (: boy: *chucks it at the wall* girl: come on tyler give me my phone back (: boy: *shatters screen* girl: aw tyler youre so cute (:

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out my acting was so good that he took us straight to hospital but im glad he did because it turns out i had overdosed on pomegranates and the acid was damaging my stomach

[meganecon-blog]

[ouroboroughs-deactivated2018072]

[contentmilk-deactivated20140329]

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

[googlebus]

I am a bit worried my girlfriend is a dad 

[prublems-blog]

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

[prublems-blog]

learning grammar in a foreign language

me: *reads the rule*

me: cool yep got this gonna ace it yep got it

me: *sees the list of exceptions*

me: I'm literally going to kill someone

[becomingonewithmybed]

[addelburgh]

[floristgump]

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

[laptopped]

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

[laptopped]