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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Non-exhaustive list of people hannibal would eat in the year 2025:
-person watching tiktok in public without headphones. dead
-influencer filming him without consent. dead
-person recording the entire opera on their phone in the front row. dead
-guy cornering him at a party to convince him to buy into his crypto scam. dead
-patient who found his drawings and put them into chatgpt to make them move or whatever. dead
-joe rogan
It‘s funny how I‘ve felt kinda out of my body the last two days. Like I‘m just floating right behind my head and everything is a little to the left.
But it‘s been the most productive days I‘ve had in ages. I‘ve cleaned, I‘ve tidied up, I did the laundry, watered the plants. Even brushed my teeth and showered. Was creative multiple times! Finally drew again (twice) and worked on my sewing project I‘ve been putting off
And all the while I wasn’t feeling like myself
Would be too much to ask to get both at the same time right?
the funniest thing ever is picturing how unlike the various Bond women companion characters, Q in the car with James would be the exact opposite. Like, he wouldn't be erotically thrilled or terrified to the point of bloodlessness while Bond does 17 donuts and propels them off a cliff.
He'd be like bored trying to type an email on his phone not even looking up at the road as they drive vertically up a cliff while getting shot at by 50 henchpeople. He wouldnt even blink as they do a barrel roll mid air, suspended in his seatbelt upside down still typing on his phone, unbothered as his tie flies back into his face, while Bond is doing his best Chaos Agent Formula 1 stunts to keep them alive.
Number one, Q built the damn car and knows more than what it is capable of withstanding - so why would he ever worry? Number 2 - it's just hilarious picturing him typing away bored as James is pulling the smoke switches, the barrel guns, the flaming exhaust, and like reaching over Q who is still on his phone to pull a giant ass weapon from the glove compartment as Q, annoyed, is still preoccupied trying to still send texts and get a mobile signal in the middle of like some godless desert or Siberia.
And of course, Q occasionally (still not looking up from his phone, sighing at the inconvenience, while Bond is glaring at him), lifts a finger to hit a button himself to help.
I thought the whole time it‘s dripping chocolate but no… it‘s Halloween 😂
Attract Those Readers: When to Post on Ao3
Miraculous Fanworks Guide: When to post and when not to post on Ao3
Do you struggle to attract readers to your Ao3 fanfictions? Looking to boost your numbers on a fic?
Then you’ve come to the right place!
When to post to get those eyeballs on your piece:
Using a script they coded themselves, Olcalhoun conducted a year-long study of Ao3′s posting times tracking four things:
How many users were online.
How many new stories were posted in the last 10 minutes.
How many stories were added to the feature box in the last 10 minutes.
How many stories were in both the ‘new’ and ‘featured’ boxes.
Olcalhoun collected over 50,000 data points, and found that the best times to post on Ao3 were Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, from 12pm to 5pm PST.
It’s science!
When not to post:
However, if there’s a good time to post, when is the worst time to post? The answer, provided in this post by jenroses, is anytime between 5pm and 10pm PST. The worst day to post overall is Friday.
But why?
Turns out there’s a bug in Ao3′s system. If you post during that time, your story will have a manually-set publication date.
What this means is if you post between 5pm and 10pm PST, your story will not appear on the top of the new stories in the tag.
Your story will appear “earlier” than those stories–lower on the front page than stories posted hours before.
So now you know:
do post on Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday from 12pm to 5pm PST
do not post on Friday, or from 5pm to 10pm anyday
Happy writing!
-Cass
Image credit.
potluck cannibal
I want Hannibal to go to a potluck supper where he has to politely eat someone’s dry, overcooked macaroni, the canned fruit inexplicably mixed with Vienna sausages and cottage cheese, the carrot raisin salad that has Miracle Whip and taco seasoning mix for some reason, a Jello mold that has both ham cubes AND marshmallow Peeps suspended in it…
Plot twist:
At the next potluck, Hannibal wows everyone with his fish jello.
Why haven’t I made this happen yet
Will: Is four a lot?
Hannibal: Depends on the context.
Hannibal: Dogs, yes.
Hannibal: Murders, no.
OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags.
Wow! 72nd!! :0 that‘s high up!
Penis shaped pizza, yay! Blacklist Penis Friday and Nsfw if you don’t want any peen / slashy / gaysexing stuff on your dash. Otherwise, enjoy ;)
Season 1 Hannibal makes this pizza for Will, trying to give him a hint that he’s warm for his form. But Will’s just like “Haha what a cute pizza, shaped like elephant with the big ears and trunk and all, what a nice friend you are, Dr. Lecter.”
When you realize that you are that friend in the group
It’s so beautiful I could cry
Sigh. I would like to state for the record that this is not what I intended in posting penis shaped objects on my blog, and I am both enchanted and terrified.
Apéritif concept
Please imagine Hannibal going to an upscale clothier because there’s no time to go to even his swiftest tailor.
“I’ve met someone new and I need to dress to accentuate my most alluring physical features—at once.”
He flings off his clothes like Obi Wan’s cloak.
The shop attendants are overcome with various assortments of lust.
“Th... that shouldn’t be too difficult,” one of them pipes up.
Please imagine season one Hannibal finding out Buster’s Gotcha Day is coming up and he does research to find out it’s like a birthday for a rescue dog and he makes a carrot cake only to find out he shouldn’t have used raisins so he makes it over without and shows up on Will’s doorstep with it and says “The Internet claims dogs can eat cranberries but I can’t be sure they’re any good in a carrot cake shall I slice it?”
And then Will’s like, “oh that’s very thoughtful of you but Buster isn’t allowed to have sugar because then it’s all he wants for—”
Hannibal thrusts out a large fancy Tupperware “I also made a quantity of meatballs with no onions!”
Anyway if a man did this for my dogs I’d throw him down on the floor and ruin his pelvis so I have to think Will would do the same thing.
"I hope this email finds you well!"
How the email finds me:
Alt Aperitif
Will: “Don’t psychoanalyze me. I’ll fuck you in the ass without lube if you psychoanalyze me.”
Hannibal: “I see...”
Hannibal: “And how would that make you feel?”
this test apparently tells you how narcissistic you are on a scale of 0 - 40. most people are under 20…i got a 35 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Great I got 3… that‘s 3 more than 0… so i would call that a success :)
2 years later and I have 6 ^^‘
I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus
kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing
*Opens book*
*takes 3000 Psychic damage*
*closes book*
“Neat!”
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
