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23 - he/him transsexual fag 🦌 @ephemeratal on ao3 🦌 follows back from @autismdogg

[ephemeratal]

Welcome, freaks !

I am a college student specializing in television writing, art history, and sexual deviancy

This blog is mostly dissecting television shows and admiring ancient art

TV watchlist below the cut! ⬇️

Enjoy !

📺 Currently watching: Fallout, The Pitt, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Pluribus, IwtV

🔁 Rewatching: Hannibal

🔜 Next on the watchlist: Teen Wolf

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[girlmostlikely]

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

[asadstatue]

Spent DAYS thinking how Will Graham's gay awakening this should be portrayed

Perfect Humor credits go to my pookies @hannibalshairytits & @ephemeratal

[dreadwedge]

in the grand scheme of things murdering you one time with my hatchet is suimply Not A BIg Deal,

[ephemeratal]

[would-hannibal-eat-them]

Would Hannibal Eat John Carter from ER?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 22

[ephemeratal]

This is his exact type i fear

[ephemeratal]

It really is so satisfying to watch ntbts get its moment in the sun.

For almost 10 years now I’ve been rambling to anyone who will listen about this great show that you can’t watch anywhere in the us

To everyone that the movie has brought to this fan club, welcome! We’re so happy to have you here

It makes me feel slightly less insane now that other people are also obsessed with these semi fictional canadian boys

[leghorned]

god only knows / ntb

[ephemeratal]

this made me actually choke up i hate it here

[ephemeratal]

The idea that you can land in the ER in the US and every last person there working hour 8 of their 12 hour shift will sit with you and talk to you and treat you like a full person no matter your gender, race, age, disability, or background is truly a fantasy concept.

But man these fake doctors sure are pretty

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

the world loves to fuck my butt . but i love getting my butt fucked

[nonbinary-jakey]

when you read a horror novel and the author isn't a pervert

[retroactivebakeries]

an oracular pig has bestowed its wisdom on a worthy heir

[dreadwedge]

^ caption beneath a political cartoon criticizing a London politician’s intellect by comparing him to Samuel Bisset’s learned pig following the latter’s death in 1788.

Learned pig - Wikipedia

Learned pig - Wikipedia

[ephemeratal]

This post is the reason I’m now writing a short story from the perspective of toby the sapient pig

[dreadwedge]

Back in the day ruined came out the urethra cold as the night and was a modest gray in color. None of this yellow abs piping hot nonsense. That was before the invention of the pornographic magazine, you see.

[dreadwedge]

not a typo by the way. "ruined" is what we used to call urine, back when people had the decency to feel shame about their fluids

[ephemeratal]

This is my favorite poem

[darling-peony]

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

[ephemeratal]

fandom really is frolicking in a field one second and guerilla warfare the next

[ephemeratal]

Non-exhaustive list of people hannibal would eat in the year 2025:

-person watching tiktok in public without headphones. dead

-influencer filming him without consent. dead

-person recording the entire opera on their phone in the front row. dead

-guy cornering him at a party to convince him to buy into his crypto scam. dead

-patient who found his drawings and put them into chatgpt to make them move or whatever. dead

-joe rogan

[ephemeratal]

To the nazis reblogging this saying he wouldn’t eat racists, you’ve been added to the list

[hurrybacktothislife]

i'm killing you because i know you're a liar