Sex And Memes

 

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there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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Daddy: *Is on his side facing away from me not cuddling me!*

Me: Daddy

Daddy: Yeah?

Me: Daddy!

Daddy: Yes babygirl?

Me: Dada!

Daddy: *faces me* Yes baby girl?

Me: You’re not cuddling me!

Daddy: Awe *cuddles up with me* poor baby

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Don’t lose yourself just because you found someone.

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[cheeryh0e]

Still horny? 😏

Not anymore now

[ps-not-yours-anymore]

I live for this shit😍😂

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[sonofthestone]

when your coconut oil starts solidifying

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[saviourfinn]

IM WHEEZING

[lilmamabeyellin]

claiming this energy

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And just like that, once his beard was removed Johnny Depp’s age finally caught up to him

[edenwolfie]

I feel so uncomfortable

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powerful energies to ward off negativity in 2018

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[thatjawnchizz]

Really trying to get blessings in every way right now, so why not reblog🤷🏽‍♀️

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Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

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Update:

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AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

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UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

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A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

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TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

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[iafayettes]

unpopular opinion but people try to cover up the fact that many 18th century white women, while not having the same power as their husbands, were still awful racists. they’re constantly portrayed as being “’ benevolent masters ”’ who took pity on the people they were keeping enslaved and were the exact opposite to their emotionless husbands, and it just isn’t true. white women participated in vile treatment and the oppression of black men and women just as much as men did. and by calling them ‘pure babies who could do no wrong’, etc, it isn’t helping get rid of the stereotype either.

 to quote directly from Olivia A Cole’s blog when she was discussing the issue: “But white women whipped black bodies. They burned them. They posed next to the murdered bodies of black people who were lynched. They called people n*ggers. They scratched faces. They separated families. While wearing their pretty dresses, they ruined lives.”

[historicalmenandotherdumbshit-d]

The Founding mothers are perfect examples of this.

Martha Washington is this feisty broad who took care of herself while always being there for her powerful hubby, right? Well, yeah. She also had no desire to release her own slaves, gave young women as WEDDING GIFTS, & only released her husbands slaves early because she was afraid someone would assassinate her to get freed early, in accordance with George’s will.

& Dolley Madison was the charismatic first lady who lit up rooms with her decadent outfits & strong, extroverted personality, getting even her reclusive hubby to join in on the fun, right? Well, yes. She was also the one slaves FEARED at Montpelier, to the point where a hired chef caught some of the slaves stealing food & threatened to tell Mr. Madison. They laughed, until he threatened to tell DOLLEY. 

Women could be as bad as their husbands.

Women could be WORSE than their husbands.

& frankly, if you don’t believe they had the agency to be horrible, horrible racists, you’re playing into their husband’s belief that they didn’t have agency at all.

[jumpingjacktrash]

a very short star wars meta

in the first movie, when leia got rescued, she was expecting some kind of actual military operatives with things like a plan and an exit strategy and a working vehicle. this is why she was so salty about instead being rescued by basically the duke brothers and an angry carpet in a past-warranty space winnebago.

like when the bad guys capture a diplomat you’re supposed to send mission impossible, not cheech & chong

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Leia wanted a full D&D party, and what she got was a Rogue with no Bluff, a wizard who left his spell sheet at home, and a barbarian who made charisma his highest score.