Ps1thurism @ps1thurismyah - Tumblr Blog

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

scramratz

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

genderfluid-offical

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

dragon-in-a-fez

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

rincewind87

To be fair the ocean doesnt have a lot of square corners.

pisshandkerchief

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

sewickedthread

"sweating like a sinner in church"

feralratbitesu

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

ooppo

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

shoutout to whoever made the bag of doritos i just ate

overwhelming amount of seasoning

inhaling felt like snorting chili powder

pukicho

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

areallycoolanduniqueusername

please explain how this is four words and not 13

pukicho

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

the-lemonaide

i like how it’s 18 and not 13

pukicho

Holy shit. Holy smokes. We are all giant idiots.

redstonedust

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

writing-prompt-s

600 years ago, magic was discovered, and now all these years later it is so commonplace that everyone knows how to cast a spell. However, the spell everyone knows how to cast is the same one, since no one has ever figured out how to cast anything except a simple shield.

totally-cis-offical

It’s a magic-blocking shield. Only blocks magic, not physical attacks

The only use for it so far is to block people trying to ram you with their own shield

ravioliet

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

treasuredplanet

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game